Xenophonii
RIP Bunny
Took a road dot in the foot, hurt like hell. Then I became a town guard 


Around 2006, while stationed in the midwest, I was driving down the interstate and someone within a car decided to chuck a dildo out their window... nothing is more degrading then seeing a large rubber dildo, stunned at what the hell it was, end up hitting you in the helmet. I wasn't even mad...just shocked at what the hell just happened..![]()
...Yesterday on my way to work at 5 am cruising about 75mph in the fast lane I was struck by something big and heavy...

Ok first off I'm a long time commuter, thousands of miles under my wheels over the past 25yrs of commuting to San Francisco from east bay and now to San Carlos. Yesterday on my way to work at 5 am cruising about 75mph in the fast lane I was struck by something big and heavy. I presume it was kicked up by another vehicle and dropped down on me because I never saw it coming. It hit the front of my Honda St1100 windshield breaking the tabs and ripping the screws out and tearing my Lamar lip windfoil off then striking my helmet and tearing my visor off. It hit me so hard I almost lost consciousness for a second WTF was my first thought I slowed down regained my bearings and after checking everything making sure it was safe continued to work needless to say my neck and back are a little stiff this morning. Just curious of other stories similar to mine, I've been hit by smaller objects but nothing quite this heavy and hard before, ride safe fellow barfers.

Turkey vulture having some road kill in the middle of the lane, guess he was hungry as he ignored me - took off as I got close. I swerved right - but he flew right into my path and killed himself between the bottom of the fairing and the front fender. Feathers went everywhere and had to stop to pull his dead ass out of the bike.
Back in Illinois there are "Junebugs", about the size of a nickel with hard shells. You don't night ride without a full-face and long pants. They hurt!
