1. God does exists.
2. God doesn't exist.
3. Liberals suck
4. Republicans suck
5. The US is doing the right thing.
6. The US is doing an awful thing.
7. The US should stop doing whatever it's doing.
8. Bush is the worst president ever.
9. Bush is performing his job well.
10 Obama is doing a great job.
11. Obama is a socialist pig hell bent on destroying the country.
12. People really care what you are listening to.
13. Open letters are most effective when repeated many times.
14. People have a great sense of humor.
15. Unless the joke's on them.
16. The statement below this is true.
17. The statement above this is false.
18. Nearly every major historical event that has occurred in the past 100 years involves a conspiracy.
19. Whoever has the highest post count should be recognized as correct in an argument.
20. +1.
21. Whoever has been registered at the board longer should be recognized as correct in an argument.
22. Thongs and cleavage: important running mates in a contest.
23. Most people have an open mind, as long as you state what they believe.
24. Some people say they don't believe anything.
25. Can you believe that?
26. If it can't be quantified in statistical terms, it does not exist.
27. #26 is clutch.
28. The search function is under-used.
29. Catchphrases are on the board here.
30. Rack #30.
31. #30 is cracking good stuff.
32. PIIDB
33. The phrase "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" will not catch on here.
34. People generally can not spell very well.
35. If you are unable to attack the position taken by a poster, pointing out a typo is usually more effective.
36. nah dont like that
37. People will remember you longer if you're an idiot.
38. College students and white-collar workers have few qualms about pissing away productivity.
39. Everyone likes to be included on a list.
40. 'Thorax' and 'fornicate' don't always mean what you think.
41. No one likes someone who constantly begs for attention.
42. There are long memories here, and it can be hard to repair a reputation.
43. It's easy to get pigeonholed (e.g. the 'useless poll' guy, the 'surly conservative', the 'commie', the 'bedwetter', the 'completely fu**ed up idiot', the 'xenophobe', the 'porn addict', the '****-stirrer', the 'flowered print loving douchebag', etc.).
44. Okay, some of those were made up.
45. Sarcasm is sometimes tougher to get in written form.
46. If you stuck my virtual friends in a huge room (well, it could be small, I suppose) and they each held a card with their current job, religion, political affiliation, and other salient facts listed, no one would ever suspect that they would hang out with each other or even meet in real life. This I like to refer to as The OFG Party
47. That's the true beauty of a message board community.
48. I'm quickly running out of steam here.
2. God doesn't exist.
3. Liberals suck
4. Republicans suck
5. The US is doing the right thing.
6. The US is doing an awful thing.
7. The US should stop doing whatever it's doing.
8. Bush is the worst president ever.
9. Bush is performing his job well.
10 Obama is doing a great job.
11. Obama is a socialist pig hell bent on destroying the country.
12. People really care what you are listening to.
13. Open letters are most effective when repeated many times.
14. People have a great sense of humor.
15. Unless the joke's on them.
16. The statement below this is true.
17. The statement above this is false.
18. Nearly every major historical event that has occurred in the past 100 years involves a conspiracy.
19. Whoever has the highest post count should be recognized as correct in an argument.
20. +1.
21. Whoever has been registered at the board longer should be recognized as correct in an argument.
22. Thongs and cleavage: important running mates in a contest.
23. Most people have an open mind, as long as you state what they believe.
24. Some people say they don't believe anything.
25. Can you believe that?
26. If it can't be quantified in statistical terms, it does not exist.
27. #26 is clutch.
28. The search function is under-used.
29. Catchphrases are on the board here.
30. Rack #30.
31. #30 is cracking good stuff.
32. PIIDB
33. The phrase "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" will not catch on here.
34. People generally can not spell very well.
35. If you are unable to attack the position taken by a poster, pointing out a typo is usually more effective.
36. nah dont like that
37. People will remember you longer if you're an idiot.
38. College students and white-collar workers have few qualms about pissing away productivity.
39. Everyone likes to be included on a list.
40. 'Thorax' and 'fornicate' don't always mean what you think.
41. No one likes someone who constantly begs for attention.
42. There are long memories here, and it can be hard to repair a reputation.
43. It's easy to get pigeonholed (e.g. the 'useless poll' guy, the 'surly conservative', the 'commie', the 'bedwetter', the 'completely fu**ed up idiot', the 'xenophobe', the 'porn addict', the '****-stirrer', the 'flowered print loving douchebag', etc.).
44. Okay, some of those were made up.
45. Sarcasm is sometimes tougher to get in written form.
46. If you stuck my virtual friends in a huge room (well, it could be small, I suppose) and they each held a card with their current job, religion, political affiliation, and other salient facts listed, no one would ever suspect that they would hang out with each other or even meet in real life. This I like to refer to as The OFG Party
47. That's the true beauty of a message board community.
48. I'm quickly running out of steam here.
that's awesum
