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The most perfect human

HappyHighwayman said:
I submit Bolo Young as an example of perfection

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When I was in college, I used to work at a gym with an Chinese dude who had a huge chest. We all just called him Bolo. His idea of 'repping out' on the bench press was 3 reps. One day, I asked him if he ever did more than 10 reps in a set. His answer was, "Of course not. Nobody ever asks you how many times you bench 135."
 
Eldritch said:
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For chrissakes *I* would look smoking hot in that get-up.

Call me boring & conventional, but for me it’s a toss up between Racquel in her little furry bikini (10^6 yrs BC) and Jane in absolutely nothing (Barbarella).
 
I'm giving myself a slap on the wrist... I started a conversation as a woman in a room full of guys. Let's do be careful on this one please. Perfection isn't about, ahem, fuckability. Fred Rogers, if all that's said about him is true, actually ranks at the top of my list. And because I respect the crap outta him, I wouldn't sully that by thinking of him in "that way."
 
It's different for everyone (unless OP sets some standards for it, I suppose.) And I don't want to discount being attractive, but too much emphasis is placed on that. Outside beauty is ephemeral.

"Worship your body and beauty and sexual allure and you will always feel ugly. And when time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally grieve you." ~David Foster Wallace

My point being, let's not turn this into a sexy-lady post-up exercise. It's lame.
 
DucatiHoney said:
Perfection isn't about, ahem, fuckability.
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In this context, I would disagree. I feel it's safe to say none of us know any of these "perfect" people, and are strictly going on appearance.

But knowing tux, he's launched this as a study in anthropology, and is gathering some splendid data.
 
I guess I should have said the perfect SailorMoon, at least she's my favorite actress for that part. I thought she brought the right energy to the part and I liked her voice more than the other 3 actresses that played that part.
I think she had the mid level motorcycle license, which I believe in Japan isn't as easy as here to earn.
 
tuxumino said:
I guess I should have said the perfect SailorMoon, at least she's my favorite actress for that part. I thought she brought the right energy to the part and I liked her voice more than the other 3 actresses that played that part.
I think she had the mid level motorcycle license, which I believe in Japan isn't as easy as here to earn.
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You are correct. The narrow bridge test alone would make more than a few people on this end fail. The bigger your motor, the slower you are required to cross this narrow bridge.


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DucatiHoney said:
I'm gonna come clean here: If I'm giving into all of my cougary urges, I like the young J.C. Older J.C. is a little meh, but I'd still take him. I feel that this objectification is totally justified. He's been married five times to four women. :laughing
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All objectification is justified of course. To suggest otherwise would be to suggest that their is some kind of inherent value to validating the human experiences of others. Yucky.

While being sexy may not be the whole point, to suggest that it does not have value is also just a silly conversation.

It makes no sense to identify a proposed perfect human without taking their breeding value into consideration.

The definition of the perfect human would have to be a combination of physical and intellectual raw attributes, since personality, values, etc, can mostly all be programmed as needed through the nurture process, right?
 
The most perfect person can be found in the mirror.

We are each the most perfect example of ourselves that can be found.

We are also each the universe, experiencing itself.

Experience yourself more.
 
DucatiHoney said:
I'm giving myself a slap on the wrist... I started a conversation as a woman in a room full of guys. Let's do be careful on this one please. Perfection isn't about, ahem, fuckability. Fred Rogers, if all that's said about him is true, actually ranks at the top of my list. And because I respect the crap outta him, I wouldn't sully that by thinking of him in "that way."
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Not to deliberately steer the car back towards the ditch, but isn't in our very nature to be sexually attracted to the finest examples of humanity we encounter? If for no other reason than the improvement of our own bloodlines?

That said, your mention of Fred Rogers is apt here. He might not be the sexiest man in the world (though, TBH, who knows for sure) but he's almost certainly a good person to rear children with.

There's also a lot of ink written about how Hugh Jackman (apparently one of the most fuckable men on earth) appears when he's on the cover of men's magazines (So strong, so sweaty!) vs how he appears on women's magazines (I bet that man gives a good cuddle).

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