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Trailer Park Etiquette, got tips?

Godsdarling

Godsdarling

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Joined
May 12, 2008
Location
Ramona, CA
Moto(s)
Vulcan 900; V-Star 1300, HD Road King, 1900 Yamaha Stratoliner, Outlaw Polaris 500
Name
Darlene
Trash Or Be Trashed Where the weak are killed and eaten!!!! :laughing

So, etiquette for trailer parks? :laughing Just a fun thread for a change :laughing

What do you got?

No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.

You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes
each only having no more than 6 cans each.

Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior
to 10 am.

While outside of your trailer you must be at least
partially clothed.

If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please
close the curtains.

When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film
crews, please provide the management prior written
notice so that certain residents may be forewarned.
 
Have no more than two cats.

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When placing your vehicle in "long term storage", please do not use the cinder blocks from your neighbor's foundation.
 
Must show proof of tornado insurance, if no insurance is procured there is a two can of rainier monthly fee to the park manager.
 
2nsane said:
Must show proof of tornado insurance, if no insurance is procured there is a two can of rainier monthly fee to the park manager.
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Do you remember Rainier's ad that was just some dude saying "raaaaaaaaa...nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeer...beeeeeeeeerrrr..." like a motorcycle winding through the gears? :laughing
 
All abandoned vehicles must be left unlocked so that others may procure spare parts as necessary.
 
jt2 said:
When placing your vehicle in "long term storage", please do not use the cinder blocks from your neighbor's foundation.
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:laughing That is a good one :laughing

Hahaha you guys are great, I am going to print these and laminate it and give it to my cousin who is looking into buying a trailer in a park so keep them coming :laughing
fun stuff.
 
I lived in a trailer park and, it was no bed of roses. First, they tried to ban my moto, till they couldn't produce any paperwork with that verbage. So they made me push it out the entrance before starting it. Secondly, no one was aloud to park anywhere but their own driveway(friends always parked in front of my doublewide). The manager would put these courtesy notices on their cars that looked amazingly like a ticket. For the most part, it was a lot of nice retiree's but, the manager was such a dick that one hot summer day the transformer to the park blew, the first thing I saw was he and his wife booking out of there. I just remember quite a few ambulances coming and carting away poor old heat stroke victims.:( I guess it was an upscale one because the ones I see arround here are described above.
 
No live flowers may be planted in the yard, artificial only, to preserve the ambience.
 
Empty beer cans should not be discarded on the front lawn. However, they may remain there until you are sober enough to collect them with the understanding you will collect them within 7 days whether sober or not.
 
tons of glitter around the eyes and if that doesn't make ya stand out, put it on the teeth...
 
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