Troll Tactics

[MR. Awesome-Sau]

I consider myself a Level 35 Troll. I'm no Level 50 but I can hold my own and make the occasional tard cry.
I have a few things going for me, like the Ring of +5 awesomeness.

My goal is to eventually become a Level 50 Troll Grandmaster and I'm looking for some tips.

So.. How do you troll? Do you prefer trolling or trollbaiting? Are you a counter-intel troll? Do you troll with a surgical knife or with a warhammer? Do you troll smart or stupid?

Let's talk trolling.

(btw - Best. Website. Ever: http://chatroulettetrolling.com/ )


IBTS.

 

[Removed 4]

The BARF troll position is already over occupied.
Thank you for applying.
We will keep your application on file for one year.
If a position comes available, you will be contacted.
Please to not contacting Teh BARF.
Thank you.

 

[Karbon]

basically talk about rear brake use in the General forum. Its like chum to a boardtards and serious people.

 

[weak_link]

Prepare for some suspensions as you level up.

 

[MR. Awesome-Sau]

The BARF troll position is already over occupied.
Thank you for applying.
We will keep your application on file for one year.
If a position comes available, you will be contacted.
Please to not contacting Teh BARF.
Thank you.

I am teh Troll King...

 

[Rel]

If he's sitting in a car with the windows rolled up, is he still a Troll?

 

[CHUM]

...Its like chum to a boardtards and serious people.

who am i to what now?

 

[MR. Awesome-Sau]

If he's sitting in a car with the windows rolled up, is he still a Troll?

Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know... Yes. I mean no...

err...

 

[OldFatGuy]

basically talk about rear brake use in the General forum. Its like chum to a boardtards and serious people.

You can also start a thread about religion or oil (basically the same thing around here).

 

[*Tina*]

You can also start a thread about religion or oil (basically the same thing around here).

Bad Tom !!! You're just encouraging him !!!!!!!!

 

[Ant]

Use big words and babble on for several paragraphs while taking a condescending attitude towards others

 

[T-1 Thunder]

Nobody can hold a stick to this entire forum: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

They had a famous thread called "What is fap?". It's deleted now, but if you search google you may get an archive or highlights.

 

[MR. Awesome-Sau]

Nobody can hold a stick to this entire forum: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

They had a famous thread called "What is fap?". It's deleted now, but if you search google you may get an archive or highlights.

OMG..

I can't wait until someone asks me what Awesome-Sauce is...

 

[mike23w]

Use big words and babble on for several paragraphs while taking a condescending attitude towards others

i was going to do this, but was too lazy to look up big words or write more than one paragraph. lazy troll is lazy.

 

[VTRZA]

ride with no gear

 

[CHUM]

Feanor.....level 50 fer sure.....

he got EVERYONE.....for years......all others are weak sauce....

srsly.....

 

[*Tina*]

ride with no gear

Sure to get at least 10 pages.

 

[mike23w]

should we bring back rep points?

 

[Cyclesuzy]

I used to belong to a Boston Terrier owners board and all you have to do to troll there is let them know you plan to breed your bitch. Fucking torches and pickforks I'm telling ya!

 

[crank1000]

Nobody can hold a stick to this entire forum: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

They had a famous thread called "What is fap?". It's deleted now, but if you search google you may get an archive or highlights.

I didn't really 'get' that website until I read this:

And Gosh, we certainly don't go around walking nor dancing on ceilings like that negroe man Lionel Richie sings about.

And now it is bookmarked in my browser.