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- Joined
- Jul 14, 2004
- Location
- Oakland
- Moto(s)
- ...between bikes
- Name
- Heather
- BARF perks
- AMA #: 1028914
No cleftBut my farts smell really bad and I squeeze them out for effect.
Poor manners doesn't qualify.
Bad attitudes won't get you very far, but I think your other qualities make you a good fit.
Give it up Al, DH doesn't want to share her cake
I've merely appointment myself an objective judge to help membership along...I don't even get cake.
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2004
- Location
- Oakland
- Moto(s)
- ...between bikes
- Name
- Heather
- BARF perks
- AMA #: 1028914
Yes. Yes, you are.
I accidentally sliced the tip of my finger off the other day, it's really nasty looking and I also haven't shaved in six days. I think this qualifies me as worthy of this thread.
Temporary disfigurations and poor hygiene don't get you in necessarily.
RRR70
Attack Helicopter
ThumperX
Slayer of Deer
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2007
- Location
- Off Elk Mtn
- Moto(s)
- Different strokes
Big Bore and little bore Thumpers and a Twingle
- BARF perks
- AMA #: 2817058
Great, you guys are making me sit out here alone with the fucking beautiful people who want nothing to do with me.
Can I just hang in the doorway and pretend to fit in?
Can I just hang in the doorway and pretend to fit in?
uhmeebuh
Ginger Ape
I'm Ginger so I'm pretty sure "my people" sit in the VIP section of ugly town.
*VillageIdiot*
"and a step to the right"
Present and Accounted for!
F4iChic
Kiss My Arse
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2002
- Location
- Concord
- Moto(s)
- PONY LIVES w00t
- Name
- seraF-ina
- BARF perks
- AMA #: 873747
back in 
Well, never left really, and the years since this thread started haven't been kind to me. Old and wrinkly for the win
Oh, we haz cake. We haz two cakey buns actually. Christmas booze cake
Well, never left really, and the years since this thread started haven't been kind to me. Old and wrinkly for the win
Oh, we haz cake. We haz two cakey buns actually. Christmas booze cake
Ok.......you ugly people. I didn't really want to hang with you anyway.
Thought for a moment one could find beauty on the inside....Ha....you uglies are just as shallow and petty as the rest of us.
Won't share your cake.........I will have my beautiful wife bake me a beautiful cake and I will not share it with you.
....you ugly people. I didn't really want to hang with you anyway. Thought for a moment one could find beauty on the inside....Ha....you uglies are just as shallow and petty as the rest of us.
Won't share your cake....
.....I will have my beautiful wife bake me a beautiful cake and I will not share it with you. 
DaveT319
Marquez FTW
I'm here. Now what?
*VillageIdiot*
"and a step to the right"
Did you bring beer?
DaveT319
Marquez FTW
I *have* beer, but I did not *bring* beer.
*VillageIdiot*
"and a step to the right"
Then I guess we wait for someone else to bring beer
Lester Green
DROOPY FOR MOD
I am one of 'your' people...hence my charter membership.
ThumperX
Slayer of Deer
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2007
- Location
- Off Elk Mtn
- Moto(s)
- Different strokes
Big Bore and little bore Thumpers and a Twingle
- BARF perks
- AMA #: 2817058
I have some weed........and a big bed......
Boy, you got no idea what could happen to you...
Weed the ultimate key to all my locked up , stifled, little places. Imagine Pandora having sexi time.
DaveT319
Marquez FTW
Really?! I can find us some weed! How YOU doin'?! 
Girl, you have no idea how much I like pleasant surprises.