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Undercover FBI agents spy on Burning Man festival to prevent 'terrorism'

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Hugh Jasole
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I feel safer already, thanks FBI. :|



FBI agents have been 'intelligence gathering' at the alternative festival since 2010, they admitted
They claimed it was needed to 'aid in the prevention of terrorist activites and intelligence collection'
But the methods used to secretly collect information have been redacted
The 29th Burning Man festival is taking place in Nevada this week
The FBI said 'free expression' among attendees was actively encouraged


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There were no methods. Every agent ever sent in disappeared, presumably because the event completely overloaded the programming in their heads that makes them completely square, leading to seizure, death, and in some cases spontaneous self combustion. It's rumored that one agent may have made it out, but later died while trying to fill out the required paperwork documenting all the people he talked to that may have compromised his good moral character.
 
mercurial said:
There were no methods. Every agent ever sent in disappeared, presumably because the event completely overloaded the programming in their heads that makes them completely square, leading to seizure, death, and in some cases spontaneous self combustion. It's rumored that one agent may have made it out, but later died while trying to fill out the required paperwork documenting all the people he talked to that may have compromised his good moral character.
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Funny, that is exactly the same theory I had. That or they simply drowned in a toxic sea of body oder and patchouli oil.

Those little bugs that infested the place are actually mind control devices that enter through the many exposed orifices at the festival. That much is true.
 
Just a sequel movie being shot.

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I love the way the gov't has cornered the market on terrorism. You can have ideas which are incredibly pro-America and still be well within their umbrella of terrorism. Like if you think that our modern government has solid ethics, you're actually much closer to a true terrorist, yet in the most safe category with the FBI/CIA/DHS. It's so delicious, yes, definitely keep a close eye on those BM participants.
 
byke said:
I love the way the gov't has cornered the market on terrorism. You can have ideas which are incredibly pro-America and still be well within their umbrella of terrorism. Like if you think that our modern government has solid ethics, you're actually much closer to a true terrorist, yet in the most safe category with the FBI/CIA/DHS. It's so delicious, yes, definitely keep a close eye on those BM participants.
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You have been added to the government watch list.

1- you are a member of the outlaw biker gang "barf"
and also,
2- you posted in this thread.

NJoy the FBI birds following your around and spying on you constantly.
 
Bah, I'm outwardly boring, all the terrorism is on the inside.
 
even worse :(
 
This photo was taken just a few minutes ago right outside Byke's home.
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looks like it has an x-ray machine on the bottom
 
damn, it was nice knowin' ya byke :wave
 
Interesting read for sure.

When asked to comment the director of the FBI said "I received hundreds of requests for agents eager to help in this intelligence gathering operation." The exact number of agents the FBI has involved in the operation remains classified.

Additionally, the director said he is "..glad he has so many young field agents willing to go into harms way for such an operation." While the exact type of threat has not been revealed, there was mention of a possible MLG 420 NoScope competition.
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So obvious that some FBI folks want to loll around nekkid in the desert with the rest of em. "I'm on...uh...assignment, honey, see ya Monday."
 
Bay Arean said:
So obvious that some FBI folks want to loll around nekkid in the desert with the rest of em. "I'm on...uh...assignment, honey, see ya Monday."
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Monday? The acid doesn't even wear off until Wednesday. I love an optimist.
 
This probably all started with two young FBI trainees sitting in cubes across from each other and one said 'dude, I've got a great idea how to get the bureau to to pay for our summer vacation...'
 
I can't imagine that intelligence gathering at Burning Man would be all that fruitful.
 
Lunch Box said:
I can't imagine that intelligence gathering at Burning Man would be all that fruitful.
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Maybe the whole thing is just a way to register "counter-culture" people !
 
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