What a fookin chick magnet I is

[gambit45]

You's a rebel. You shoulda just winked at her, put yer Raybans on 'n said, "I know cupcake."

Then whistled "Ice, Ice, Baby" as you walked out.

 

[AkatomboRR]

I gotta bump this thread up, its awesome

 

[Traq]

To the OP - shoulda told her that you've been riding all over town looking for a good fork, and would she want to help you complete the set...?

This was your only hope to salvage the situation!

 

[Maiden 4EVA]

"Scuze me, sir???"

Ah yes sweetcakes I'm thinking. She wants me.

"there's a spoon and knife stuck to your little backpack"

I cannot help that. As you can see, I am very ATTRACTIVE.

 

[Z3n]

I cannot help that. As you can see, I am very ATTRACTIVE.

 

[soulinthewall77]

simply hilarious.

I guess every dude needs a humbling experience every now and then.

 

[Mistyz]

I just can't express how much I love this thread.

 

[paladinnorcal]

Or how not to impress the chicks with your sportbike coolness.


"Scuze me, sir???"

Ah yes sweetcakes I'm thinking. She wants me.

"there's a spoon and knife stuck to your little backpack"

That's when you give her your Steve McQueen look and say, "Sorry, can't help it, it's my magnetic personality.

 

[Ant]

I only stop at places with plastic utensils from now on.

 

[2nsane]

See if you cant get me some steak knifes from the outback

 

[Just J]

::Writes note down to buy a tank bag magnet::

 

[Aluisious]

Winner!

Speaking of backfiring pickup lines... I fired off the really smooth line on Jocelyn

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Eggs? I'm sorry... my English is not so good, but eggs? Oh, I see! Yes... Unfertilized please..."

Feanor vs RedAnt storytelling deathmatch.

 

[AkatomboRR]

I just can't express how much I love this thread.

i know exactly how you feel

 

[*Tina*]

I cannot help that. As you can see, I am very ATTRACTIVE.

 

[AkatomboRR]

I only stop at places with plastic utensils from now on.

I'm thinking about getting a tank bag so i can be a chick magnet too...

 

[Thundercatmum]

That is to funny!!

 

[DiScoTeknix]

I read this thread last week only to discover the pun in the title today.

 

[AkatomboRR]

did everyone get a chance to read this?

 

[racercosmo]

Somehow I missed it until right now. D'oh!
Great story dude.

 

[turbodan13]

Cost of a tank of gas: $15.00

Cost of lunch: $7.00

Walking out of restaurant with cutlery stuck to you after putting the charm on the cute waitress and now looking like a dork: F*CKING PRICELESS!!!