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What are you banned from doing?

Silence

Silence

Mostly dead
Joined
Aug 29, 2003
Location
Flying scum-class
Moto(s)
Honduh
So far, the missus has banned me from:
Driving the warthog in Halo2 while she's manning the turret (I suck and make her motion sick apparently :laughing)
Being blatantly racist out in public
Dying
Getting hurt from doing stupid things
Leghumping
Running off with girlies (or boys she says :laughing)
Sexing her corpse after she dies
Oh yeah, I'm also not allowed to donate my body to the Body World exhibit since she says she'd have to come see me and it'll make her sad :(

What about you guys? :laughing :laughing
 
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Silence said:
So far, the missus has banned me from:
Driving the warthog in Halo2 while she's manning the turret (I suck and make her motion sick apparently :laughing)
Being blatantly racist out in public
Dying
Getting hurt from doing stupid things
Leghumping
Running off with girlies (or boys she says :laughing)
Sexing her corpse after she dies

What about you guys? :laughing :laughing
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She banned the dead sex0rz?

DIVORCE!!!
 
PIITB :cry

She let me once but when I got it in she jumped away so fast she hit her head on the wall. :laughing
 
I'm not allowed to drink more than two shots of Jager in one sitting anymore. I can drink other alcohols but the Jager is limited to two shots. After that things get blurry and I am suddenly Grand Master Tizzle. :blush
 
I'm not "banned" from anything. But if I cheat I know the consequence is death.
 
I'm not allowed to take heroic doses of shrooms anymore, ever since the hands got big episode...

Not allowed to cliff-dive into snow face first anymore.

Not allowed to ride on front as hood ornament on ATV.

Not allowed to do wheelies on dirt bike in front yard anymore.

Quitting smoking within a couple months here, too.
 
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MtnRacer said:
I'm not sure which sexual act this is a euphamism for, but it sounds hawte! :laughing

Steve
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:laughing Awesome!

Im Banned from taking shots while im out with her and my friends. Since it usually ends to me puking in or around the bed later...shes doesnt like that too much
 
Is there a "Kama Sutra of Halo?"

There ought to be.
 
mrc said:
Is there a "Kama Sutra of Halo?"

There ought to be.
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Woman: "Talk dirty to me baby!"

Man: "Allright, um... I'm gonna uh... "

W: "Come on, say it!"

M: "uh... stick you with my... uh..."

W: "Ya, with what? Stick me with what? Say it!"

M: "Uh... stick you with my needler. And uh... "

W: "Your what?"

M: "Then I'll um... respawn behind you and ride you like a banshee."

W: "What the hell?!?!"

M: "Ya, that's it. You like my fuel rod cannon baby! Ya!

W: "Knock it off!"

M: "Oh baby! I'm gonna explode all over you like a plasma granade!"

W: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!"
 
JackTheTripper said:
Woman: "Talk dirty to me baby!"

Man: "Allright, um... I'm gonna uh... "

W: "Come on, say it!"

M: "uh... stick you with my... uh..."

W: "Ya, with what? Stick me with what? Say it!"

M: "Uh... stick you with my needler. And uh... "

W: "Your what?"

M: "Then I'll um... respawn behind you and ride you like a banshee."

W: "What the hell?!?!"

M: "Ya, that's it. You like my fuel rod cannon baby! Ya!

W: "Knock it off!"

M: "Oh baby! I'm gonna explode all over you like a plasma granade!"

W: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!"
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:laughing :cry :laughing
 
I"m banned from rubbing one out in NorCal Indian Casino's now.

I'm also banned from drinking Jager at my birthday parties.
 
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