What do you say to your friend when she calls you crying, 'cause she got dumped

[Agent Orange]

Why does everyone always say that there's "someone better out there"? I vehemently despise this statement even amongst my own friends. It sounds so patronizing.

 

[Cheyenne]

also pre-emptively:
no tiidb

Well no wonder she was dumped. If I counted up all the girls I lost interest in when they refused the buttsecks...




Sounds like you know how to be a good buddy. Just be a listener, as others have said.

 

[kevin 714]

also pre-emptively:
no tiidb
she is mad cute
and not crazy
and i dont at all have the hots for her, nor do i want to get on base(s).
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send her my way

 

[MtnRacer]

also pre-emptively:
no tiidb
she is mad cute
and not crazy
and i dont at all have the hots for her, nor do i want to get on base(s).

None of that matters. You were obligated to hit it and you blew it.



Steve

 

[hcop33]

take her for a ride on your bed

fixed

 

[Miss Fox]

Julie??

 

[Bad Dad]

"well, now let's see the real reason you got dumped. Get naked and give me all you've got. I'll let you know what you're doing right and wrong. Then hopefully we don't see you in this situation ever again, ok?"

 

[VTRZA]

"well, now let's see the real reason you got dumped. Get naked and give me all you've got. I'll let you know what you're doing right and wrong. Then hopefully we don't see you in this situation ever again, ok?"

 

[Hooli]

"well, now let's see the real reason you got dumped. Get naked and give me all you've got. I'll let you know what you're doing right and wrong. Then hopefully we don't see you in this situation ever again, ok?"

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