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What happens if I see you parking your cage in the Moto Parking

Dr. Evil said:
This was your error. ^^^

That place is the absolute worst, full of assholes like that, same as the rest of Pleasanton, really. I stopped going there for a reason. Of course, then I tried Express Fitness on Santa Rita, which is almost as bad for different reasons. I hate gyms... :rant

Anyhow, I would have done the same thing. The asshole doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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I work at these clubs and express fitness in pleasanton. I'm there 5 days a week and I'm sure you've seen my bike there
 
Yep that works if you have a shitty bike. Someone that's an asshole enough to park in moto parking is probably also asshole enough to knock your lousy shit over.
 
donoman said:
Yep that works if you have a shitty bike. Someone that's an asshole enough to park in moto parking is probably also asshole enough to knock your lousy shit over.
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You REALLY think some douche in his shitty little Z3 is going to chance scratching the bumper or more to knock a bike over?

Most likely he will huff and puff, run around a bit, flap his hands, then go hide until the scary motorcycle is gone.

I mean, christ, it is a shitty gym in PLEASANTON FFS..Chances are the owner is some dot.com prick that is probably 2 paychecks away from fellating the barrel of a shotgun.
 
AweOfShe said:
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Bwah...
 
I just wanna know what happend
 
Leave a note that tells them to park their Miata in the proper location. :laughing

-jim
 
Initial reaction is All of the above, but I can see option-C coming back to bite you in the ass. You were nice compared to what I would have said to the a$$hole. ....Of course you are about to hear the karma talk from someone here.
 
gnstalodz said:
I pull up to Club Sport Pleasanton and see this BMW parked here.. hum.. what should I do about this?
A. Report it
B. Leave a note
C. make this butt hole stay until I leave, and park behind him/her
D. All of the above
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Option E: call friend with large tank-like car to push small beemer out of moto parking and into garden. :twofinger
 
gimme a break. if she pranced out wearing spandex, and looked HAWT in it, y'all would forget the title of this thread in a nano second. especially if hard nips were also on display, and if ----- there was pics.
 
littlebeast said:
gimme a break. if she pranced out wearing spandex, and looked HAWT in it, y'all would forget the title of this thread in a nano second. especially if hard nips were also on display, and if ----- there was pics.
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Being hawt doesn't man you're not an idiot. :|
 
littlebeast said:
gimme a break. if she pranced out wearing spandex, and looked HAWT in it, y'all would forget the title of this thread in a nano second. especially if hard nips were also on display, and if ----- there was pics.
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WRONG.

I was almost smeared by a woman going to the Pacific Athletic Club down in redwood city. By all measures she was exceedingly hot.

I still chewed her ass out and told her to get her fucking head out of her dessicated plastic vagina when she was driving.
 
Valgar said:
WRONG.

I was almost smeared by a woman going to the Pacific Athletic Club down in redwood city. By all measures she was exceedingly hot.

I still chewed her ass out and told her to get her fucking head out of her dessicated plastic vagina when she was driving.
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though wholly unfair (much like shooting wolves from a helicopter), she was probably trying to knock you down so she could bag some hot game. although i have resisted, this thought has occurred to me before.
 
littlebeast said:
gimme a break. if she pranced out wearing spandex, and looked HAWT in it, y'all would forget the title of this thread in a nano second. especially if hard nips were also on display, and if ----- there was pics.
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You do realize you are thinking like a man. Im sorry BARF has done this to you. Im sure there are ways I could help you back to your feminine self again!:laughing Jesus....I didnt actually mean to sound like that, but Ill leave it.:party
 
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