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What is your idea of a perfect date?

lake a bathtub instead of the pickup, and a book of erotica instead of the train :laughing
sounds like it worked out though :thumbup
 
ThumperX said:
lake a bathtub instead of the pickup, and a book of erotica instead of the train :laughing
sounds like it worked out though :thumbup
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Worked for me :dunno

Of course there WAS that ONE time flying from SLC to Wendover....;)
 
ThumperX said:
lake a bathtub instead of the pickup, and a book of erotica instead of the train :laughing
sounds like it worked out though :thumbup
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What is with you and the reading of erotica!?!?!

I think that'd be creepy to be in the tub and have some reading me the penthouse letters :|
 
Godsdarling said:
Dubbs, I think that is a very nice date. Laughter is essential. :)

No clown :laughing I was asking because I was with friends that were discussing it. The guys in the group ALL said that they wished their girls were more romantic. So I thought I would ask it here. But some of you are soooooo simple.

It really was just for yall to think about your perfect date. What would rock your world, if all it takes is steak and a bj, hey, simple it is. No worries. If you like a little more romance then there you go. But I thought it was interesting that all my guy friends that participated in the discussion wanted more romance than guys on barf do :laughing

I do hope your mates read this thread and yall simple guys will never know what it feels like to have a womans soft hands covered in warm oil massaging you because all you want is a steak :p
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Steak & BJ=romance for men.

When the men say they want "more romance" that means they want her to do the steak and BJ thing more often.

Women (and you especially (love ya anyways Dar)) seem to refuse to believe men are that simple. Which is why we had to make a day to celebrate it, because it's the only way it happens. I mean think about it-the menfolk set out to create their very own special holiday and they asked for two things and that's it.

It's all we want.

Stop complicating romance, dammit.
 
^my friends said it, and they are guys! Lol
i_am_the_koi said:
What is with you and the reading of erotica!?!?!

I think that'd be creepy to be in the tub and have some reading me the penthouse letters :|
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don't judge her perfect date, not everyone likes to watch swans sleep :) though I think that was nice too :) and I get what she is saying, I like poetry and john posted this video of a guy reading out loud and it was sexy. I wish I could get my husband to do it lol

i_am_the_koi said:
I think he's implying that when your man gets back from Antartica with ice, your "date" would be perfect because you hadn't seen him for 2 weeks.... :facepalm
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No way, that is nuts! Can't go two days let alone two weeks!
DucatiHoney said:
<threadjack> We've met?! Sorry that the meatspace deal was disappointing--I only have two modes: slightly geeky and full-on 'tard. I'm not good in larger groups. The BARF me is the real me, except that I'm waaaay better looking online than in person. </threadjack>

So 'Darling, have you decided what the perfect date is for a guy?
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I have learned that The barf guys are simple. My coworkers would like more romance. My husband says he is happy with everything and anything I do. :laughing I think that that for my 22 anniversary I am going to book us a deep sea fishing excursion. My friends say I am stupid but I think it will be fun. :)

planegray said:
Worked for me :dunno

Of course there WAS that ONE time flying from SLC to Wendover....;)
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:laughing
 
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Godsdarling said:
What would it take to romance you?
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You know, it really depends on the woman. A good date is about synergy. Sometimes it's a steak in a cabin on a lonely mountain by a roaring fire, sometimes it's an epic night out burning down every club in the town, sometimes it's a dirt bike picnic. It depends on me, on her and how we react to one another.
 
Eldritch said:
You know, it really depends on the woman. A good date is about synergy. Sometimes it's a steak in a cabin on a lonely mountain by a roaring fire, sometimes it's an epic night out burning down every club in the town, sometimes it's a dirt bike picnic. It depends on me, on her and how we react to one another.
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awesome side of you to see.
 
I've been really lucky and blessed in terms of memorable people and dates. There've been the romantic ones...a lovely lady brought me dinner after a motorcycle wreck, and the pick-up line, "if you untie my kimono, you can look at my bruises," worked wonders. Eating sushi under the stars, watching the ocean next to our campfire...steak and red wine and poetry and then slipping under the covers...

And then there have been the delicious not-so-nice ones, in which the foreplay involved rope, sharp objects and Hoppe's #9...the date that started as a bar fight, and turned into a date when we hopped the fence and ran from the cops together, then went back to her house for 18 hours of furious getting down that left us both bruised, the threesome that involved a pseudo biker-gang initiation that the "victim" passed with flying colors...

The simple and the complex can both be delightful. As Eldirty said, the synergy between the two is key.
 
Eldritch said:
You know, it really depends on the woman. A good date is about synergy. Sometimes it's a steak in a cabin on a lonely mountain by a roaring fire, sometimes it's an epic night out burning down every club in the town, sometimes it's a dirt bike picnic. It depends on me, on her and how we react to one another.
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That is one of the best answers yet!
littlebeast said:
that was the first time.
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Hopefully it won't be your last :)

Nemo Brinker said:
I've been really lucky and blessed in terms of memorable people and dates. There've been the romantic ones...a lovely lady brought me dinner after a motorcycle wreck, and the pick-up line, "if you untie my kimono, you can look at my bruises," worked wonders. Eating sushi under the stars, watching the ocean next to our campfire...steak and red wine and poetry and then slipping under the covers...

And then there have been the delicious not-so-nice ones, in which the foreplay involved rope, sharp objects and Hoppe's #9...the date that started as a bar fight, and turned into a date when we hopped the fence and ran from the cops together, then went back to her house for 18 hours of furious getting down that left us both bruised, the threesome that involved a pseudo biker-gang initiation that the "victim" passed with flying colors...

The simple and the complex can both be delightful. As Eldirty said, the synergy between the two is key.
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You must Be a hoot to hang with :laughing
 
Godsdarling said:
I was asking because I was with friends that were discussing it. The guys in the group ALL said that they wished their girls boyfriends were more romantic. So I thought I would ask it here. But some of you are soooooo simple.

It really was just for yall to think about your perfect date. What would rock your world, if all it takes is steak and a bj, hey, simple it is. (Stick to what I can't do for myself, I can cook my own steak instead of letting someone else burn it.) No worries. If you like a little more romance then there you go. But I thought it was interesting that all my guy friends that participated in the discussion wanted more romance than guys on barf do :laughing
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fixed...

Really, are you so naive that you believe your male friends and coworkers would actually be honest with you?? Protip: if for whatever reason you became single again, odds are every single one of them would want to bang you and at least half of them would try! As a general rule, we will play the 'romantic card' long enough to secure the initial deal and then just enough to 'maintain' it... or rescue it! You're probably not as cool as you think you are, we generally prefer hanging out with other dudes and our idea of a perfect date is much closer to a well scripted porn scene than some ridiculous romance novel. Ever notice how men never read romance novels but know porn nearly as well as sports stats? Yeah, do the math...

Congrats on the anniversary, did I read that right, 22 years?! And you can't go more than 2 days without?!! :wow Any chance you have a sister I could take out for a 'perfect date'?? My wife just sits at home and reads romance novels... :laughing
 
I have five sisters. They would break you. maybe you should try picking up one of your wife's books and act the scene out with her. Romance her :p

I wouldn't burn steak! It was the dumb eggs! I got side tracked :p
 
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