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What's the best/cheeziest pick up line you've heard/used? / THREADS MERGED

squid vicious said:
I used that same technique, except when she handed it back to me I informed her that a comma is technically incorrect in either form of that double-entendre. She had failed the grammar portion of the date so i dropped her off, went home, and played world of warcraft.
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:applause :applause You're my new hero!
 
"I'm a cage fighter"

Stan was there. It was great.
 
"Do you wear short skirts and high heels?" from 2 guys on separate occassions from the same gym.
 
mrtnz said:
"Do you wear short skirts and high heels?" from 2 guys on separate occassions from the same gym.
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Well, do you....

We already know your HAWT!

:teeth


okay, enough beer.....

Beddy-bye.....
 
What's you favorite letter of the alphabet?

Mine's "u"

-and my personal favorite:

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "u" and "i" together.
 
We are hanging out at Pismo Beach.

Guy has purdy truck and is all concerned about it getting dirty. Very seriously tells me and friend that it pretty much is a show truck.

I bat my eyes and look all excited about it and say, "Where do you show it and have you won any ribbons?"

He got red in the face and walked away.
 
"I hope you've showered, because I'll be down there later."

And it worked. Unfortunately, not by me... oh well.
 
2nsane said:
I am Irish, Wanna See?:laughing

I married that woman!!:teeth
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I'll be asking for proof at the next karting meet :x

Oh wait, that came out wrong :laughing

One used on me, 'Nice legs!'. It worked, we're still together nearly 8 years later :teeth
 
Pick up lines...

Me... Well I have no use for them. My witty charm and devastatingly good looks get me where I want to be:cool:teeth For all those who are not as auspicious as me lets hear them.

Please post whether they worked for/on you or got you a nice rap against the face.
 
Yeah, I've never had good luck with lines. Usually, I do something awkward, like completely ignore the girl I like, or mistake her for someone else, and it all ends up working out in the end :laughing
 
"nice shoes, wanna fuck" i've had great luck with that one

not quite as good, but nearly so:
"that ____ looks great on you. it would look better on the floor of my bedroom*"
*kitchen, living room etc etc
 
Niiiice bike. You a barfer?






Hasn't worked yet.
 
the perfect look is better than the perfect line. it's all about eye contact. don't say anything.



if that doesn't work - go with the 'nice bike' line. everyone wants to talk about that shit. can't shut them up. :twofinger
 
littlebeast said:
the perfect look is better than the perfect line. it's all about eye contact. don't say anything.



if that doesn't work - go with the 'nice bike' line. everyone wants to talk about that shit. can't shut them up. :twofinger
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Nice bike.
 
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