Who the heck names their kid King or Messiah?

[frozenduc]

2013 Top Baby Names

Amereazanisha
Ananchalant
Babaganoosh
Barackeisha
Boomsheeka
Bonequeeta
Ciyonceshia
Dashinkashayla
Delonatayay
Elquisha
Falondriannaiqua
Fridchikenisha
Grapsodasha
Raylashaquandehshika
Shabootyquiqui

 

[Eldritch]

If I ever have kids the 2nd son will be named Invincible. A Daughter will be named Liberty.

Alternatively I have decided to name all my children Natasha because backwards it spells, "Ah! Satan!"

 

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Glad he's not weird like that very talented dude from Minnesota.

I always assumed it was a name he picked for himself once success set in.

Wonder what lies ahead for Blanket?