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You Park Like An Asshole

I had a huge SUV park next to me in the parking garage one day. He/She left me no room to open my driver door, so I had to climb in through the passenger side. I left one of those notices on their windshield and made a mental note of what the truck looked like. I always see that truck in a normal size spot now. :laughing
 
A couple pics sent in. :laughing
 

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I have a stack of these printed out and cut up in my glove box at all times.

They are pure genius.
 
Some people will complain no matter what. What's wrong with this one?
 

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The tickets are more infuriating than those stickers, I think. It requires a personal touch, and knowing someone took time out of their day to fill one out to let you know you are a douchebag must really get the blood boiling.
 
supaflyryan said:
The tickets are more infuriating than those stickers, I think. It requires a personal touch, and knowing someone took time out of their day to fill one out to let you know you are a douchebag must really get the blood boiling.
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I like the stickers, though. If you stick it on somebodys back bumper, they will probably drive around for 2 or 3 weeks before they even notice.:rofl When was the last time you really looked at your bumper?
 
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I pray for the day I find somebody parked like this while I am pushing my shopping cart. :angel
 
supaflyryan said:
The tickets are more infuriating than those stickers, I think. It requires a personal touch, and knowing someone took time out of their day to fill one out to let you know you are a douchebag must really get the blood boiling.
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I've used three of the tickets before I found the stickers. Both are quite hilarious, but like Pyro below stated, i ya put it on the bumper, they may not see it for a while, or ya can put it on the winshield an see the steam comin out their ears. :rofl

PYRO said:
I like the stickers, though. If you stick it on somebodys back bumper, they will probably drive around for 2 or 3 weeks before they even notice.:rofl When was the last time you really looked at your bumper?
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:thumbup
 
Maybe I'm just too much of a car obsessive, but I would notice immediately if there was something like that on my car.

I used to work at a bike shop where we would constantly play pranks on each other's car. The best was a lubricated condom on the gear shift on a coworkers open-top Jeep. It's pitch black behind the shop so you can't see anything while getting in your car. Imagine how that felt while trying to shift into first.

We also safety-wired our Mexican food leftovers underneath the truck of another guy. He had a greasy paper bag hanging down under there for a few days.
 
I would never actually stick something to someone's car not matter how badly they parked.

First, I just don't mess with other people's stuff. I fully expect other to leave my stuff alone too.

Second, If you get caught stick something on another person's car and the paint peels when they take the stick off you could be paying for a new paint job.

And lastly, if I were to deface someone's car I fully expect to have to take an ass beating just like I would try to hand out if some one defaced my car.
 
serazin said:
I would never actually stick something to someone's car not matter how badly they parked.

First, I just don't mess with other people's stuff. I fully expect other to leave my stuff alone too.

Second, If you get caught stick something on another person's car and the paint peels when they take the stick off you could be paying for a new paint job.

And lastly, if I were to deface someone's car I fully expect to have to take an ass beating just like I would try to hand out if some one defaced my car.
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+5 the stickers are just a retarded idea. would you guys like some1 sticking those on your bike for parking on the sidewalk? the tickets on the other hand are a nice touch and more effective imo:thumbup
 
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