- Joined
- Apr 4, 2002
- Location
- Menlo Park, Ca.
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- Keep me rocking life
- Name
- Budman
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- AMA Life Member #203453
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class and today her teacher was fed up. The teacher called on her when she was napping. Tell me April, who created the universe? When April didn’t react, little Johnny, who was seated behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. 'God almighty' shouted April. 'Very good' says the teacher. And April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April who is our lord and savior? Again, April was unresponsive. Once again Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her. 'Jesus Christ' shouted April, and the teacher said 'very good', and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child? And again Johnny jabbed her with the pen. This time the teacher faints after April jumps up and shouts ‘if you stick that fucking thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half and shove it up your ass.’
That is great...
I love little Johnny jokes.