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Correct way to eat a cinnamon roll

How do you eat a cinnamon roll?

  • Follow the coil to the center

    Votes: 22 57.9%

  • Like a piece of cake

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • I hate my life and don't eat cinnamon rolls

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Total voters
    38
Abacinator said:
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I can't take more than a couple of bites of cinnamon roll before I hate myself.
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This^.

The correct way to eat a cinnamon roll, is in a shopping mall during a peak shopping time, like just before Christmas. It is an opportunity for self reflection of, and penance for, the life choices that have brought you to that point.
 
Roll and espresso into the blender.
Cinabon smoothie ! (lumpie?)
 
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Where do they sell cinnamon rolls?

I wanna know.

Too bad OP didn't know what is the correct answer here. :rolleyes :rolleyes Whatever the wife says!
 
auntiebling said:
open mouth
shove
chug coffee

yall taking yer time and dissecting the thing are a bunch of sickos, doesn't matter if you uncoil or fork it like cake or whatever. just eat it and move on to the jitters and regret portion of the morning
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It doesn't matter to a dog. Whats next we just eat it off the floor?
An animal also wouldn't complain if it was too dry or too moist. For gods sakes man we are not animals.
 
I like baked goods pale, not super brown, so I either eat the middle first or save it for last (neither are options on your poll). I eat all coiled pastries this way.
 
Blankpage said:
It doesn't matter to a dog. Whats next we just eat it off the floor?
An animal also wouldn't complain if it was too dry or too moist. For gods sakes man we are not animals.
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This is arguable. Go watch people eat cinnamon rolls from a stand at a mall and get back to me.
 
Hot with ice cream on top :love with a fork and like a cake :laughing
 
All ways to eat cinnamon rolls are the right way, except maybe the Martha Stewart way, and even that method isn't that bad when it comes to cinnamon rolls.

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So far, I am only inviting antibling over for breakfast, maybe eldritch. Oh and abacinator just to see the shame, and definitely not byke (sorry bud)

Edit: bcj is invited.
 
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Have a second kid and all you will ever want is 5 minutes alone to shove sustenance in your hole in uninterrupted peace and quite.
 
AbsolutEnduser said:
Where do they sell cinnamon rolls?

I wanna know.

Too bad OP didn't know what is the correct answer here. :rolleyes :rolleyes Whatever the wife says!
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Specialty's is my go-to
https://www.specialtys.com/Cafes.aspx


There was a guy I shared a volunteer shift with at the food bank. We were all just talking about miscellaneous things and he was talking about prioritizing things on the calendar ... he said, just mark off your commitments on the calendar and everything else falls in place around them ... or I just do what my wife tells me to do. He was a happy lookin' fella :)
 
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Mike95060 said:
Have a second kid and all you will ever want is 5 minutes alone to shove sustenance in your hole in uninterrupted peace and quite.
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^^ gets it.

Also, with 2 little kids, why would the wife unit cut the cinnamon bun into 4 equal parts?!?!
All 3 of them added together don't equal my weight!.
 
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cfives said:
This^.

The correct way to eat a cinnamon roll, is in a shopping mall during a peak shopping time, like just before Christmas. It is an opportunity for self reflection of, and penance for, the life choices that have brought you to that point.
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Right after I've gorged on a giagantic, butter-soaked pretzel.
 
ejv said:
My thoughts exactly. No wonder the divorce rate is so high. Gotta pick your battles and that isn't one to pick.
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Cinnamon roll differences are something a couple can work through and be stronger for it. Divorces are the result of one spouse not loading the dishwasher correctly.
 
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