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do you cuddle after sexorz?

do you fall asleep immediately after sex?


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I came home at 2 or 3 in the morning on a weeknight back in in high school once and my mom was still up. She just told me that sex isnt the only thing girls want and that they need something called aftercare too and went straight to bed. Except I wasnt out chasing tail for once that night. :rofl

dude, your mom was propositioning you. :green
 
Poll creation 101.

Lesson 1: When posting a poll, you don't make a thread title that is 180 degrees opposite of the question you ask in the poll, otherwise you fuck up the results before you even get them.

POLL POST FAIL.
 
I came home at 2 or 3 in the morning on a weeknight back in in high school once and my mom was still up. She just told me that sex isnt the only thing girls want and that they need something called aftercare too and went straight to bed. Except I wasnt out chasing tail for once that night. :rofl
Dad wasn't a cuddler, huh? :laughing

I cuddle when there is the possibility of moar sex within the next 30 minutes.

Steve
 
no option for crying, more chloroform or bury the body huh? :laughing




real talk, after a i cum, i roll over and cuddle, then run to the bathroom to pee real quick like. you know to clear the ole blunderbuss, then back to the sack for more cuddling and sexors. :party
 
no option for crying, more chloroform or bury the body huh? :laughing




real talk, after a i cum, i roll over and cuddle, then run to the bathroom to pee real quick like. you know to clear the ole blunderbuss, then back to the sack for more cuddling and sexors. :party

TMI :green
 
Poll creation 101.

Lesson 1: When posting a poll, you don't make a thread title that is 180 degrees opposite of the question you ask in the poll, otherwise you fuck up the results before you even get them.

POLL POST FAIL.

kitchen sink 201
who expects real results from the sink?

kitchen sink fail for you
 
A woman has never even talked to me let alone been willing to have the sex'n with me. :nerd Whats it like when a woman talks to you? Gawd im lonely.
 
kitchen sink 201
who expects real results from the sink?

kitchen sink fail for you

Reading 301. Read what's written, not what you think is there.

I didn't say shit about "real" results, did I? No, I didn't.

Half the people answering think they're answering "do you cuddle after sex" and the other half think they're answering "do you fall asleep after sex." It's retarded for even a retarded, useless, just for fun, unscientific internet poll. :thumbdown
 
Reading 301. Read what's written, not what you think is there.

I didn't say shit about "real" results, did I? No, I didn't.

Half the people answering think they're answering "do you cuddle after sex" and the other half think they're answering "do you fall asleep after sex." It's retarded for even a retarded, useless, just for fun, unscientific internet poll. :thumbdown

oh snap
 
Reading 301. Read what's written, not what you think is there.

I didn't say shit about "real" results, did I? No, I didn't.

Half the people answering think they're answering "do you cuddle after sex" and the other half think they're answering "do you fall asleep after sex." It's retarded for even a retarded, useless, just for fun, unscientific internet poll. :thumbdown

my bad, i didn't realize that you were concerned about fucking up retarded results. next time i'll have you proof read the pole. k?

also, i see you didn't vote for "no, i will not have sex with you" i'm free about 10 tonight, where do you want to meet?
 
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also, i see you didn't vote for "no, i will not have sex with you" i'm free about 10 tonight, where do you want to meet?

No where. As you see from what I did vote for, I'll be stalking VTRZA and fapping in the bushes outside his window.
 
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