Actually I'm going to have to detract everything I said. We split up today.
Early last week Christie's brother informed her that he didn't pay the rent last month and they were getting booted. So I made arrangements for her to move in with me. I Go over last night to help pack/move and she's screaming and throwing things around like a crazy person.

I quietly excused myself from the apartment and laid rubber in the Dodge like the devil was chasing me.
Today she texted me saying she's decided to move to Modesto to live with her mom. My response after seeing last night's horror show?
"Well, you have fun with that." And that, kids... is that. 99 problems, learning experience, etc...
Time to reactivate my profiles on PoF and OkC.