954Rider
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I'm sure many of you know already, but flight attendants that work for American based airlines such as United are fat grumpy bitches that should have been put out to pasture a long time ago. The greatest mistake the airlines ever made was allowing them to unionize. They just can't compete with the Asian airlines' customer service.
Usually when I go overseas, I fly either Cathay Pacific or Eva, both top notch airlines with excellent service. This time I had a chance to use Star Alliance miles for a fully paid round trip ticket, saves me roughly $1200 so I said why not. I was going to Thailand so my two flights getting there were operated by Air China, the bottom of the barrel amongst the other Asian long haul providers. I wasn't expecting much but it sure was a lot better than the long leg of my trip using United coming back.
I always book aisle seats for ease of getting up and a little extra room to one side at least. However I'm mindful not to slop all over the aisle or anything. While trying to sleep on the United flight, I swear I was bumped into and awoken almost every time a United flight attendant came sashaying by with her wide loaded fat ass. I would bet they were doing it on purpose even, that's how bad it was. Not once was I bumped into by a passenger, so how was it possible the flight attendants were bumping into me, and that often? I mean I know they got fat asses and but they could at least have tilted some fat lard to avoid me. The side of my bicep was sticking out maybe 1" at the very most and you're telling me they can't avoid that? I started to notice they were deliberately swaying that fatass into me and it was really pissing me off. Not only that but whenever even speaking to them you get a not so pleasant response as if you're really fucking with them or something. Anyways, just wanted to rant and see if anyone else felt the same way about these fat fuck United and American based airlines' flight attendants. I'll be sending a complaint to United as well.
Usually when I go overseas, I fly either Cathay Pacific or Eva, both top notch airlines with excellent service. This time I had a chance to use Star Alliance miles for a fully paid round trip ticket, saves me roughly $1200 so I said why not. I was going to Thailand so my two flights getting there were operated by Air China, the bottom of the barrel amongst the other Asian long haul providers. I wasn't expecting much but it sure was a lot better than the long leg of my trip using United coming back.
I always book aisle seats for ease of getting up and a little extra room to one side at least. However I'm mindful not to slop all over the aisle or anything. While trying to sleep on the United flight, I swear I was bumped into and awoken almost every time a United flight attendant came sashaying by with her wide loaded fat ass. I would bet they were doing it on purpose even, that's how bad it was. Not once was I bumped into by a passenger, so how was it possible the flight attendants were bumping into me, and that often? I mean I know they got fat asses and but they could at least have tilted some fat lard to avoid me. The side of my bicep was sticking out maybe 1" at the very most and you're telling me they can't avoid that? I started to notice they were deliberately swaying that fatass into me and it was really pissing me off. Not only that but whenever even speaking to them you get a not so pleasant response as if you're really fucking with them or something. Anyways, just wanted to rant and see if anyone else felt the same way about these fat fuck United and American based airlines' flight attendants. I'll be sending a complaint to United as well.
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