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Flight Attendants

jt2 said:
True, but fuckheadedness just doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same, now does it?
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When it comes to accusing someone of being racist/bigoted/prejudiced/xenophobic/etc, accuracy is incredibly important. Otherwise, you're no different than the thing you're accusing the person of. So, yes, fuckheadedness is excellent in comparison.
 
My cousin is in her 20s and works as a flight attendant... and yes... she is :p Is it weird for me to say that? lol

At least we know they aren't all fat grumpy bitches. Although I haven't seen her in a while so maybe the radiation dosage from being close to the sun all the time mutated her into one.
 
Wannabe tough-guys always end up playing the victim :laughing
 
littlebeast said:
sometimes it's difficult to enjoy your job. i appreciate the ones who do. we're all in it together - and the ones who make the journey pleasant are worth their weight in gold. the ones who don't - i feel more sorry for their bitter little lives than anything else i might feel. when i get off that flight, i'm still me - and they are whatever creature they have made of themselves. whether they be helpful or otherwise.
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:) +1 you have a way with words... well said.
 
Never forget the flight I took to ABQ on Delta. The very attractive (yes, female) FA was standing in the empty row behind me and was running her hands up and down my chest and commenting on how nice the fabric of my shirt was. She seemed to enjoy her job, and I know I enjoyed the flight.
 
FWIW, I think the reason you see so many older FA's on US airlines is that the employees got fucked out of their pensions, so they're working to older ages. Flying home tomorrow and I would love to ask one them, but it would probably come off as rude, and I don't want to screw up my liquor delivery system.
 
My friend D is a flight attended. She's 27 blonde with rather large endowments. Guess she's the minority for united lol
 
wellbredred said:
FWIW, I think the reason you see so many older FA's on US airlines is that the employees got fucked out of their pensions, so they're working to older ages. Flying home tomorrow and I would love to ask one them, but it would probably come off as rude, and I don't want to screw up my liquor delivery system.
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Pension default, yeah could explain the bad mood.
 
wellbredred said:
FWIW, I think the reason you see so many older FA's on US airlines is that the employees got fucked out of their pensions, so they're working to older ages. Flying home tomorrow and I would love to ask one them, but it would probably come off as rude, and I don't want to screw up my liquor delivery system.
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Keep in mind:

They're senior.

The young set gets laid off much more.
 
Marlowe said:
Keep in mind:

They're senior.

The young set gets laid off much more.
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I get this, but for some reason, there are a lot of mid to late 60 yo FA's on the SFO-Shanghai route. I've taken this flight 12x in 16 months, and I swear, some of them are pushing 70. I think if not for the loss of their pensions, they would have retired. Most of them are very pleasant, but there have been a couple that were downright nasty.
 
afm199 said:
Oh, 954 is well known for hating anyone who's not his color, political persuasion, or just about anything else. He's your real American hero. Bigoted, biased, and really dumb.
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Look, I'm trying to turn a new leaf here. You and I both know exactly where I stand and it sure as hell ain't what you're trying to paint me as. If you wanna get something off your chest then you know my PM address.

MrIncredible said:
So you're spreading out into the aisle and complaining that people won't go around you?

They're bumping into you because you're not supposed to be in the aisle.
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I said a part of my arm *may* have been jutted out 1", not a foot. And also no other fellow passenger ever touched me so why would 4 different fatass United FA's swing their fat asses into me? I even noticed they were deliberately swinging closer to me when passing me.

byke said:
Last time I checked, the definition of misogyny is not the recognition of weight/personality patterns relative to region. OP has a checkered past for sure, but I don't think this falls under misogyny.
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Well thank you for that, at least someone sees some sense. Some people are a little trigger happy to accuse me of shit.

kevin 714 said:
My friend D is a flight attended. She's 27 blonde with rather large endowments. Guess she's the minority for united lol
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One of the bitchiest FA's on the flight was a fairly good looking older blonde lady, she was the only one other than the gay male FA that was reasonably fit for the job.
 
I see a trend a comin......




Blankpage said:
Is it possible those fat asses race around to ballast the plane as the fuel load drops? While acting as a damper to counter turbulence?
They may not have you're ideal barbie proportions but you could consider them, dare I say, heros of the sky.
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OP needs to ride in 1st Class more. Get greeted by name and everything.

"Would you like another glass of Champaign Mr. wazzuFreddo?"

:twofinger
 
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954Rider said:
Look, I'm trying to turn a new leaf here. You and I both know exactly where I stand and it sure as hell ain't what you're trying to paint me as. If you wanna get something off your chest then you know my PM address.



Generally speaking, a "new leaf" means going in a positive direction with kindness, not continuing to be a whining angry crybaby. Yes, I know exactly where you stand. If you've changed, prove it.
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