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Airplane passenger dress code

Abacinator said:
When I travel I always make sure to wear only a banana hammock and carry a satchel of dildos.
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Until ElDitty's post, I read yours quickly as "Wear only a satchel and carry a hammock of bananas".

Jesus. Dyslexic Wednesday is upon me.
 
Holeshot said:
Until ElDitty's post, I read yours quickly as "Wear only a satchel and carry a hammock of bananas".

Jesus. Dyslexic Wednesday is upon me.
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You want to get hit with a flying dong? 'Cause ignoring those warnings is how you become collateral dong damage.
 
Eldritch said:
You want to get hit with a flying dong? 'Cause ignoring those warnings is how you become collateral dong damage.
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What Is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
 
Eldritch said:
European or African Dildo?
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Flew to Vegas today and didn’t notice anyone’s clothing being inappropriate.

Glad I’m not a clothing snob. :p
 
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