Arachnophobia

[Zerox]

So this morning I make two egg sammiches (sunny side up, of course), sit down at the computer desk to munch. Just then a large brown blur comes hurtling from behind the computer speaker, straight at my hand. WAT.

I yank my hand back, jump straight up out of the chair into a standing position, and YELL.

It was a big brown spider, moving fast. Startled the hell out of me.

 

[GAJ]

Did it look like one of these?

 

[Kornholio]

Perception is key when looking at that picture.

 

[SummerLove]

I don't mind I spiders, my one rule is they are not allowed near my bed. If I catch one near bed it will get squished or relocated.

 

[Reli]

Perception is key when looking at that picture.

Judging by the hand, I'd guess maybe 6 inches long each? Are there people out there who actually think they're as long as that other dude's leg?

 

[MrIncredible]

Dude. :|

There they're their, Nick.

 

[Kornholio]

Judging by the hand, I'd guess maybe 6 inches long each? Are there people out there who actually think they're as long as that other dude's leg?

No one in the military that's actually been in theater does. It's only the civilians that think they're that big.

 

[redruM]

So this morning I make two egg sammiches (sunny side up, of course), sit down at the computer desk to munch. Just then a large brown blur comes hurtling from behind the computer speaker, straight at my hand. WAT.

I yank my hand back, jump straight up out of the chair into a standing position, and YELL.

It was a big brown spider, moving fast. Startled the hell out of me.

just checked behind my speakers... coast clear arty

 

[2legs2wheels]

My contribution to this thread...

And finally...

 

[Morphine]

spiders.. psh.. you just step on them and squat at them with the fly squatting thingamajig..

pansy!


I hate, hate, hate leeches tho... those fuckers won't die from just stepping on them. They are slimy. They suck your blood. And they have suction cups that makes it really hard to pull them from you skin.