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Butt hair removal options?

jacksprat said:
Ass waxing saves money on toiletries and brings amazing pleasure when a soft, velvety tongue explores where it hasn't been able to before. :laughing More than one reason to skin a cat or wax an ass.

Your definition of manhood is rather old fashion and unimaginative, IMHO.
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I like a lot of the old school manhood aspects
 
kevin 714 said:
I like a lot of the old school manhood aspects
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I respect that.

I think a man is what he thinks and how he acts, not how much testosterone is in him or hair he has on his body. It's so superficial. Man is force of will incarnate.

Back to barf bs. Wax that shit homeboy!!!!
 
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And here I thought I had seen everything BARF has to offer.
 
Damn Jack. I'm not telling you how to live your life, but I live by the mantra of the Five F's of Sanitation. There's no reason a tongue should be anywhere near the places that feces exits the body. That's just asking for trouble.
 
Antarius said:
WTF?

I have testosterone, therefor, hair. I can understand man grooming, but waxing your ass? Come on bro.
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Dude, here's how I see it:

If you have hair circling the brownstar, and you pinch a loaf, some shit particles will get trapped in the hair. I mean, that's just the way it goes. Your hair "abrades" the turd as it slides by, trapping turd particles in it. And turd particles = smell. I don't like turd smell. But neither do I want to take 2 showers every day.

Plain ol' toilet paper ain't gonna take care of business. Sure, you can use flushable wipes instead, but are you really going to take those everywhere you go?
 
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Entoptic said:
Waxing - Le Coup De Grace! Why wasn't I informed about this at a younger age? I had to date a girl that would wax before I could understand. Is it painful? Fuck Yes but isn't looking at you own hairy ass and you have to look at your ass at least once a day! It hurts but its good.... I don't know how to describe it. I sometimes take pleasure in pain or at least can find the happy spot of it and wow does it zing. It will take a few goes to get it all done but when its done, WOW! Its red for 3 days and it will feel weird. Like the skin is electric fur (name the poet!). I have never had any issues with waxing and the results last a month or more. The more you wax the easier it is and its cheap. Any place in SF should do it but make sure you find the tinniest Asian woman you can. Just go in and ask for a Brazilian. They will either say yes or no.
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WTF?

Waxing only lasts a month???? WTF? :thumbdown

So there's NO permanent solution?
 
Bic lighter and hairspray?
 
I did offer up to pay for a Manzillian for the first volunteer*! :party

*Must be shamelessly documented for all of the BARFs. :laughing
 
Reli said:
Dude, here's how I see it:

If you have hair circling the brownstar, and you pinch a loaf, some shit particles will get trapped in the hair. I mean, that's just the way it goes. Your hair "abrades" the turd as it slides by, trapping turd particles in it. And turd particles = smell. I don't like turd smell. But neither do I want to take 2 showers every day.

Plain ol' toilet paper ain't gonna take care of business. Sure, you can use flushable wipes instead, but are you really going to take those everywhere you go?
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Just as America ignored the metric system they also ignored the bidet. Why no respect for the French.

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While you're there, you might as well get the area bleached too.
 
Would be a shame to go through all that trouble and not show it off.
Not my thing but I don't judge

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Go to European Wax Center. There's a few floating around the bay area.
A Brazillian includes the front and the back. I would think for you it's less because it's just the back you are wanting .. gone. Anyway...
You can buy a Wax Pass for 44 bucks per wax and this year... starting in '14 it's a little bit more. buy 9 paid for upfront and get 3 free which will put you to 12 waxes in one year and you don't have to go every month.. you can go every 5 weeks or whenever.

European wax center uses a special type of oil on the skin first before putting on the wax. And the wax isn't a cheapy crappy wax... it's a hardening wax .. turning like plastic in consistency and they don't use the wax strips. I recommend this type of wax as apposed to any other type of wax.

I've never investigated lazer hair removal .. on the ..brownstar. gawwdd.. i'm having a hard time writing that

don't be embarrassed about going in there.. lots of guys go there.. and it doesn't hurt after a while...

if you really feel compelled go to a beauty treatment place and inquire about lazer hair removal. i'm sure someone has already asked before you.

:later

edit: waxing doesn't make you itch! it's not like shaving. it pulls the root along with the hair and hair is thinner and more sparse
 
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