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Butt hair removal options?

vio said:
Go to European Wax Center.
... You can buy a Wax Pass for 44 bucks per wax and this year... starting in '14 it's a little bit more.

don't be embarrassed about going in there.. lots of guys go there.. and it doesn't hurt after a while...
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Does this place have a liquor license? That price probably doesn't included shots.
 
Reli said:
No m4m :laughing

So I've reached the age where, uhm, there's more hair down there..

And, for hygiene's sake ,I'm thinking of going scorched earth on dat ass... Dunno what the slang is..... Mowing the brownstar? :confused

So gimme the scoop.....I know products like "Nair" are just temporary, right? I'm not a fan of the itchy feeling as it starts growing back..... So what's a permanent solution? Laser treatments? Getting waxed? Which one is best? And who the hell do you go to for that kind of stuff? :laughing
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Valgar.
 
Reli said:
Dude, here's how I see it:

If you have hair circling the brownstar, and you pinch a loaf, some shit particles will get trapped in the hair. I mean, that's just the way it goes. Your hair "abrades" the turd as it slides by, trapping turd particles in it. And turd particles = smell. I don't like turd smell. But neither do I want to take 2 showers every day.

Plain ol' toilet paper ain't gonna take care of business. Sure, you can use flushable wipes instead, but are you really going to take those everywhere you go?
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man, if you are having problems with a soddy bottom, eat more vegetables and whole grains. you'll be dropping perfect no-wipers more times than not...which is actually a great reminder of how imperfect a place the world is- even if you didn't have to wipe, you had to at least once. poetic.

anyways, this thread has made me decide that maybe my ass isn't hairy enough and i'm gonna start soaking my tp in minoxidil just to test out your dumbass hypothesis.
 
vio said:
Go to European Wax Center. There's a few floating around the bay area.
A Brazillian includes the front and the back. I would think for you it's less because it's just the back you are wanting .. gone. Anyway...
You can buy a Wax Pass for 44 bucks per wax and this year... starting in '14 it's a little bit more. buy 9 paid for upfront and get 3 free which will put you to 12 waxes in one year and you don't have to go every month.. you can go every 5 weeks or whenever.
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Yeah there's an EWC right around here.....but in this lily-white Republican area I'd probably be the only male customer, lol

On their webpage they list services for guys.......They offer brows, nose, and "full back" which I guess is their politically correct way of saying ass (BTW who changed the word ass to butt in my thread title? srsly? :laughing )
 
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:rofl

You take one day off of BARF and come back to this??? :wtf
 
i_am_the_koi said:
:rofl

You take one day off of BARF and come back to this??? :wtf
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No shit! I was gone for a minute, and come back to talking about poopy brown stars and ripping out ass hairs and a picture of Gabe at the Folsum St Fair. Geeezuz....




:laughing
 
Reli said:
Don't think clippers can fit into the crack very well...
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Maybe email/call the Flowbe folks and ask if they have an attachment for ass buzzing?
 
Kornholio said:
Damn Jack. I'm not telling you how to live your life, but I live by the mantra of the Five F's of Sanitation. There's no reason a tongue should be anywhere near the places that feces exits the body. That's just asking for trouble.
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