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Butt hair removal options?

The Reaper said:
Hahaha....im not sayin lick her ass clean after she aint showered or had the runs for 2 days. What if you never got a blowjob ever again cus of tge same thinking?

Soap. It works.:rolleyes
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Are you suggesting that there isn't fecal matter on your anus just because you took a shower an hour ago? :| :rofl

Also, I don't shit all over my dick so your comparison makes no sense.
 
SM610 said:
I think you misinterpreted his meaning. " Talk to a GYN..." was to gain some knowledge about the purpose of body hair. I did not read it as an attempted put down at all.:party
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I read it as a reminder for any guys thinking of a wax job to have a pap smear exam at the same time while work was being done in that area. Two birds with one stone sort of thing.

I'd like to keep some hair on my ass I don't want Lou hitting on me.
 
Kornholio said:
Are you suggesting that there isn't fecal matter on your anus just because you took a shower an hour ago? :| :rofl

Also, I don't shit all over my dick so your comparison makes no sense.
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Actually, particles and bacteria are tranferred to your frank n beans, so the comparison stands.

And if youve ever eaten pussy before, then i gaurantee youve already ingested fecal particles/bacteria from your partner. And holy shit, the world didnt end!! :rofl

Not tryin to bust your balls, to each their own. Jus sayin.... she'll fuckin love it.
 
OldFatGuy said:
Questions about whether you do ATM in 3...2...1...
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FTFY, it's not about the doing the anal, it's about then getting the following blowjob to necessitate shit on dick being an issue.
 
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The Reaper said:
Actually, particles and bacteria are tranferred to your frank n beans, so the comparison stands.

And if youve ever eaten pussy before, then i gaurantee youve already ingested fecal particles/bacteria from your partner. And holy shit, the world didnt end!! :rofl

Not tryin to bust your balls, to each their own. Jus sayin.... she'll fuckin love it.
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bingo. the taint is not a friggin DMZ and there are no border guards turning back buttgerms.

that said, you still don't wanna go jamming things indiscriminately between the two holes...
 
The Reaper said:
Hahaha.... you kidding me?!?! Youve never spread your ladys/wifes cheeks and licked "both holes"?!?!

Shit.... ill go down on my ladys holeS like boss for hours!! Trust me, tickle the other one orally and she'll go crazy!!

:rofl:rofl rookie
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Oh god not you again. Please no more of your creepy oral tales.
 
Momo-san said:
Hmmmm, clearly you are attempting to insult Reli by insinuating he is a female rather than a male. Not sure why that is an insult as I know quite a lot of kickass females, especially on the barfs. I, for one, don't appreciate the female sex/gender being used as a put down. It is a cheap shot and does not reflect well on you, not that I think you care-- it is one of those things I see over and over again on barf (you certainly are not alone in this) and I dun like it :x

Secondly, lulz to all the the hollering about something most of you have NEVER EVEN TRIED :laughing Ermagerdz, lack of ass hair!! The humanity!!!
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easy, babydoll- all in good fun...i was being mildly disparaging on the second one, but pretty low on the chauvinometer.

i mean, even tho i'm tryna help the guy out before he winds up in a nightmare scenario like Oceamsides posted, at the end of the day it's just butthair we're talking about here...
 
The Reaper said:
Laugh all you want, but rite now as youre typin on here, its a fact you got fecal bacteria on your frank n beans. Im not talkin trash, but its true.
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The funny part is your comparison, not the fact that there may be some fecal matter transferred. There's fecal matter on a lot of things in this world...unfortunately. That doesn't mean I'm going to lick an asshole just because of it. That's still ridiculously disgusting.
 
sounds like you know more about psychology than the physics of color...:x

however, matter at hand...heat gun 1500 degrees. pre-gease with peanut oil and fish sauce. give the house a nice thai brothel smell while youre at it. hth
 
Kornholio said:
The funny part is your comparison, not the fact that there may be some fecal matter transferred. There's fecal matter on a lot of things in this world...unfortunately. That doesn't mean I'm going to lick an asshole just because of it. That's still ridiculously disgusting.
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:thumbup thats fair. Jus sayin tho, if you ever reconsider, your lady/wife will love it.
 
Kornholio said:
I'm quite certain she wouldn't. :thumbup
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you do realize the almost immeasurable irony of your screen name in juxtaposition to your apparent anal-stage development conflict, right?

:afm199

^ i know it's supposed to be afm199, and i hate to drag him into this, but it looks like freud..
 
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