channelcat
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young man, you are snottin' off to OG muthafucka..ask your mom
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Butt hair removal options?
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The Reaper / mr.droopyx4
New member
my guess is that no one in this thread currently has a squeeze. or a mother, for that matter...
once the juices get goin', don' be carin' were dey flowin'
Shit.... i gotta gorgeous lady, and yup, my tongue was in her ass last night. She loves every second of it.
Dont know about my mom though, shes pretty down so she might.
asthmodeus
New member
you're the one that said you're three nines oedipal, so take a few deep breaths.
of ether.
JesasaurusRex
On a break
BARFs permaban feature is self defeating. Very entertaining to try and figure out who the dupes are though. Not sure if like, or dislike...
nbean16
The Art of Seduction
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- 2019 Ducati Panigale 959
Corse, 2007 Honda CBR600RR, 2000 Yamaha YZF-600R (sold)
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- Nick
Shit.... i gotta gorgeous lady, and yup, my tongue was in her ass last night. She loves every second of it.
Dont know about my mom though, shes pretty down so she might.
And the creepiness continues.
Blankpage
alien
Evolution is weird. If hair on your ass has any benefit why isn't it there during the first two decades of life.
And what up with that birds nest growing out of old guys ears and eyebrows, forget the ass the battle is just starting.
And what up with that birds nest growing out of old guys ears and eyebrows, forget the ass the battle is just starting.
n10sive
Well-known member
I think BARF needs to shave it's ass. It definitely has these klingons hanging out around it's anus that it just can't seem to shake free.
Hooli
Bonafide
JesasaurusRex
On a break
tzrider
Write Only User
Let's not encourage him...
maxandgrinch
Acquired Taste
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The benefit, some call 'Nature's BANE Duvet (Back, Ass, Nose, Ear)'* has a direct relationship to age at which vision begins to fail.
As your vision fails, hair starts in new and exciting places. Places that were once cold and smooth! Nature's little reminder of why a Hef or Reverse Hef or A Reverse Hef with a Twist is unnatural. Keep the age differential ±7 can reduce many challenges, and expenditures for weekly maintenance appointments.
When a certain age is reached and near focus vision sucks, then you can't see it: problem solved, that's why the age differential should be ±7, unless you have the ability to fake having lots of cash.
Not a lot has changed in 10,000 years: Going out clubbing and being attacked by cougars.
Because someone will blame Obama; a powerful Dick would have solved it - and this is random:
*Not essential to our survival, in a hunter-gatherer sense anyways.
As your vision fails, hair starts in new and exciting places. Places that were once cold and smooth! Nature's little reminder of why a Hef or Reverse Hef or A Reverse Hef with a Twist is unnatural. Keep the age differential ±7 can reduce many challenges, and expenditures for weekly maintenance appointments.
When a certain age is reached and near focus vision sucks, then you can't see it: problem solved, that's why the age differential should be ±7, unless you have the ability to fake having lots of cash.
Not a lot has changed in 10,000 years: Going out clubbing and being attacked by cougars.
Because someone will blame Obama; a powerful Dick would have solved it - and this is random:
*Not essential to our survival, in a hunter-gatherer sense anyways.
JesasaurusRex
On a break
Has this already been recommended OP?
The Reaper / mr.droopyx4
New member
Im assuming this is directed towards me... again, sorry to disappoint, but im not a dupe. And dont fight it.... you know you like me! Im like, the coolest guy ever. And if not... pm me n ill give you a cash payout to be my friend. Sshhhh...
Gixxergirl1000
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- GSXR-1000; GSX-R 450 Triple race bike "Timmay"; GS 500 race bike "The Murderbike"
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Has this already been recommended OP?
Yup, a few pages back... some hairspray and a bic lighter and I think peanut oil....
OP, why not take Erin up on her offer? What's a little documentation amongst friends?
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SalCal
The Dainbramaged
Remember that spring thing that grabbed the leg hair and ripped it out? Yeah, I don't suggest that for ur butthole. Lol
Laser or wax. Both will hurt. Try waxing first, so u can see if u even like the hair free feel/reality.
Laser or wax. Both will hurt. Try waxing first, so u can see if u even like the hair free feel/reality.
The Reaper / mr.droopyx4
New member
Yup, a few pages back... some hairspray and a bic lighter and I think peanut oil....
OP, why not take Erin up on her offer? What's a little documentation amongst friends?
Oh well hello beautiful!
SM610
Well-known member
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- TTR 125 L, 08 WR250F, CRF230, CRF150F, Surron Ultra Bee, the little bikes are starting to pile up...
BARFs anus? What? Crap, its the Sink isn't it? Damnit, I knew something smelled like Valgars underware...
Nitewaif
Nocturnal Street Urchin
Reli,
The melanin in your hair absorbs the energy from the laser, which heats it and basically cauterizes the capillary bed to the hair follice. Sometimes it takes a couple/few treatments to kill off the follicle, but that's how it works.
When you're blonde, there isn't enough pigment for it to work. People with very pigmented skin also aren't very good candidates, since the melanin in the skin absorbs the energy and can cause burns. The ideal candidates have light skin with darker hair. Sucks being pasty white blonde sometimes.
And what Eldritch said, this thread needs Valgar. He's probably too busy playing with his home laser hair kit to check BARF.
The melanin in your hair absorbs the energy from the laser, which heats it and basically cauterizes the capillary bed to the hair follice. Sometimes it takes a couple/few treatments to kill off the follicle, but that's how it works.
When you're blonde, there isn't enough pigment for it to work. People with very pigmented skin also aren't very good candidates, since the melanin in the skin absorbs the energy and can cause burns. The ideal candidates have light skin with darker hair. Sucks being pasty white blonde sometimes.
And what Eldritch said, this thread needs Valgar. He's probably too busy playing with his home laser hair kit to check BARF.
Reli
Well-known member
^ interesting shiznit
but my pubes are darker though.....wonder if you can send them in for evaluation
but my pubes are darker though.....wonder if you can send them in for evaluation