I love the fact that The Onion articles still get traction as legit news. I don't understand how there are still stupid fucks out there but i'll take it. comedic gold!
I know this was presented with full awareness of the source. Commenting because I saw it presented in my FB feed by someone who takes their conservative political defense needs very seriously.
Think of 'The Onion' as a filter.
Damnit!
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Where's Abyss.