Tux?
Didn't work, but maybe he sensed I was carrying a shovel at the time.You think that shit is funny, but if you say his name 3 times, he appears in your bathroom in a Sailor Uranus uniform with a can of lube.
You think that shit is funny, but if you say his name 3 times, he appears in your bathroom in a Sailor Uranus uniform with a can of lube.
Didn't work, but maybe he sensed I was carrying a shovel at the time.
I’ve known about this trick for years. Have never done it to anyone. Been getting more and more tempted to give someone the lesson that you shouldn’t be shitty to someone, then park your car and walk away from it. Real tempted.
I’ve got tape weights literally within arm’s reach of me as I type this.
Did you read where the wombats opened up their burrows to other species?
No! That's awesome. I never met a wombat I didn't like.
It may not be a heroic action more like a no choice for them
You know, I was reading a list the other day of the Top 50 most venomous animals in the world.
The Top 10 of the list was called, "RESERVED FOR AUSTRALIA."
She's got nice balls