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Tasty Pants
- Joined
- May 28, 2008
- Location
- The Sunny Mission, SF
- Moto(s)
- F800GS, Dr. Zoidberg
- Name
- Dan
- BARF perks
- AMA#: 1108597
ON one hand owning a castle would be cool. On the other hand if you live in a castle, you probably live somewhere shitty. I am guessing not close to anything, somewhere in the European countryside. Second, it is a fucking castle. I am guessing central heat/air is out of the question. Indoor plumbing? Internet? You need a fucking staff to keep the place up. Also, hey 40-60 of my friends, fly to wherever and party with me once every other year, maybe...
Hey gurl, you want to come back to my castle? Let's get in my car and drive an hour and a half, or maybe fly, then drive. Next thing you know you'll be a hermit and trying desperately to get on some reality tv show called, marry a castle owner or some shit. Truthfully those NY apartments will get you laid a hell of a lot more.
Honestly if I am going to own a very expensive house I want it to be close to an urban center. If I want to live in the middle of nowhere something much more modest would suffice.
Hey gurl, you want to come back to my castle? Let's get in my car and drive an hour and a half, or maybe fly, then drive. Next thing you know you'll be a hermit and trying desperately to get on some reality tv show called, marry a castle owner or some shit. Truthfully those NY apartments will get you laid a hell of a lot more.
Honestly if I am going to own a very expensive house I want it to be close to an urban center. If I want to live in the middle of nowhere something much more modest would suffice.
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