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crazy man at 16th St BART (NSFW)

Eldritch said:
Most people have no idea how long a 3 minute fight is. It is a sweaty FOREVER. :laughing Most real fights I've seen are over in under a minute.
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Put that into this perspective - it took police 20 minutes to arrive, and usually takes them at LEAST 10 minutes regardless of location unless you're right outside a station, hospital, courthouse, etc.

Be responsible for your own safety and at the very least you'll be able to buy time.
 
AbsolutEnduser said:
BREKKING NEWS

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Naked-BART-acrobat-charged-with-felonies-4605998.php
"
Perez was charged Monday with two felony counts of false imprisonment, four misdemeanor counts of battery while on public transportation property and one misdemeanor count of sexual battery, Bastian said. The sexual battery count stems from Perez allegedly grabbing a passenger in an intimate area.

"

BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE
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Duder should have hopped a flight back to Colombia while he had the chance.
 
Rel said:
An all out struggle is a massive expenditure of energy. I once fought a drunk on the side of Highway 9 for 4-5 minutes.
Of course, I'm a short fat white man....
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Hot.

Eldritch said:
Most people have no idea how long a 3 minute fight is. It is a sweaty FOREVER.
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Previous post + this...even hotter.

But yeah, fighting isn't like in the movies, fighting kind of sucks, and wears you the fuck out.

If you win? Yeah, then you can pretend you are ironman, and just took out 35 dudes on a gangplank 200 feet up.
 
NorCalAthlete said:
Put that into this perspective - it took police 20 minutes to arrive, and usually takes them at LEAST 10 minutes regardless of location unless you're right outside a station, hospital, courthouse, etc.

Be responsible for your own safety and at the very least you'll be able to buy time.
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Most people just haven't trained to manage crisis situations or have any concept of how fast shit happens. :dunno

Valgar said:
Hot.

Previous post + this...even hotter.

But yeah, fighting isn't like in the movies, fighting kind of sucks, and wears you the fuck out.

If you win? Yeah, then you can pretend you are ironman, and just took out 35 dudes on a gangplank 200 feet up.
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Admit it, you rubbed one out.
 
Upon googling "average police response times" (and variants) it would seem the initial report of SFPD taking 20 minutes to respond to the naked dude was incorrect or at least unverified. Official report says 7 minutes. Still a pretty damn long time in terms of a fight/physical confrontation. All it takes is getting knocked down and one kick/punch to the head...
 
wazzuFreddo said:
Duder should have hopped a flight back to Colombia while he had the chance.
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actually you missed that part where: after the hospital they (actually "immigrant authorities") set him up with a GPS bracelet . That part was easy to miss since SFGate put up like MULTIPLE articles :rolleyes and that fact was in the last news one week ago.
so no plane.

anyway..
 
Rel said:
An all out struggle is a massive expenditure of energy. I once fought a drunk on the side of Highway 9 for 4-5 minutes. After breaking the drunk's arm and backup arrive, I needed a nap for like 2-3 days.

Of course, I'm a short fat white man....
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I assisted a BART PD Cop with a 5150. Both the BART Cop and I got hurt in the scuffle.

Long story short, the BPD Officer thanked me profusely afterwords and offered to contact my boss to say say thanks. I said, don't worry about it- my boss wouldn't appreciate it. He said- what agency do you work for and I said "none"... I'm just a computer guy these days.:cool

It was a 5 minute, knock down drag out. We ALL went to the hospital.:cool
 
954Rider said:
The guy is not that big. He's probably 175lbs tops. Sure he's in shape. But I'm not talking about running a marathon or going 15 rounds with him. He needed to be tackled and I would have done it.
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Im kinda curious if even after he was tackled how one would've possibly restrained him till the cops got there. He starts waving his wang in your face, what then?
 
Agent Orange said:
Im kinda curious if even after he was tackled how one would've possibly restrained him till the cops got there. He starts waving his wang in your face, what then?
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Go full chimp on him, bite his dick off then start eating his ass-cheeks.
 
AbsolutEnduser said:
actually you missed that part where: after the hospital they (actually "immigrant authorities") set him up with a GPS bracelet . That part was easy to miss since SFGate put up like MULTIPLE articles :rolleyes and that fact was in the last news one week ago.
so no plane...
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Bet they were confused why the GPS signal seemed to hover four feet off the ground. Stunna Stilter.
 
If he wanted to GTFO, that GPS would do lots of good.:laughing
 
Cut the GPS off and you can be in Mexico by the end of the day :dunno

Doesn't really stop someone who is motivated.
 
I love this many twists and turns of this thread. I also, REALLY appreciate the honesty of people like Rel- who state that a 3 minute fight can feel like you ran a marathon.

Several times (I stupidly) fought my (drunk) brother (former Golden Gloves Champ)- to stop him from battering his Wife. I would put him on the ground and try and hold him down- that was exhausting. I felt like crap the next day, meanwhile he and his Wife were telling everyone what a jerk I was. LOL!!!
 
In today's society there are two known truths that TV has perpetuated. The first one is that everybody is an MMA in a fighter. Everybody thinks they can sustain a long fight Because they've taken an MMA class or Brazilian jujitsu. The truth is once you're in a fight you have no idea how much energy is expended. The second one is that everybody thinks we're now is CSI society. Everyone expects us, especially juries, solve the case within 60 minutes. However that's for another thread and another day.

For the people who thought that they could fight the naked acrobat, I guarantee you no matter how good physical condition you are you would have lost. PCP is a hell of a drug.
 
Rel said:
For the people who thought that they could fight the naked acrobat, I guarantee you no matter how good physical condition you are you would have lost. PCP is a hell of a drug.
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FWIW, I don't think they identified if PCP was the problem. All that has been reported is that he had a "mental break". They way he also surrendered to the cop immediately would suggest it wasn't PCP either. He showed that he still had his "wits" so to speak.

So...to coin the phrase that has been used soooo much "I'll wait until all the evidence is in" :laughing

But you are right...PCP or not....fighting sucks. Growing up the only white kid in the neighborhood...I learned that early on :laughing
 
Rel said:
Everybody thinks they can sustain a long fight Because they've taken an MMA class or Brazilian jujitsu.

For the people who thought that they could fight the naked acrobat, I guarantee you no matter how good physical condition you are you would have lost. PCP is a hell of a drug.
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And Big John McCarthy isn't going to be there to break it up as you're getting your head kicked in.
 
True Dale, no one said it was PCP however in my experience the only two people I've ever contacted that were naked was high on PCP.
 
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