Your plan will fail...but I like the way you're thinking![]()
Put some dog shit into a battle of water and shake it up so its nice and dissolved. Proceed to pour this into his AC vent.
child's play, you wanna ruin somebody's day?
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fuck yea. that skips the step where you need to pick up dog shit. i like your plan better.
child's play, you wanna ruin somebody's day?
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i have a few theories that make sense to me. i think that in order for this to work, the urine stream has to be unbroken and continuous (most "streams of urine" are not that consistent). and the current it's coming in contact with has to be of a certain magnitude (that is probably greater than what your mail-order electric fence will put out) to transmit the shock.
i don't really have the proof, but it's fairly well established that pissing on an electrified object does not an electric shock make. that's the reason a lot of folks are saying "i like your style, but i don't think it'll work."
it's one of those things people come up with in science class when they learn about electricity and conductivity. i'm not an electrical engineer or anything, but i was told by a physics teacher in high school that this wouldn't work.i have a few theories that make sense to me. i think that in order for this to work, the urine stream has to be unbroken and continuous (most "streams of urine" are not that consistent). and the current it's coming in contact with has to be of a certain magnitude (that is probably greater than what your mail-order electric fence will put out) to transmit the shock.
i don't own a dog, but i would like to. i like to think that when i do, i wouldn't be so crass as to let it piss on people's bikes and cars, etc. unless they deserved it.
good luck anyway.
The shocker is a 110 powered unit
I drove a stake into the asphalt next to the bike the unit will wire directly to the rims with an isolator to keep it from the rest of the bike. It may or may not work but I have to try. The spark should zap them upon the initial sniff and if not judging by the puddle I think it's an unbroken stream.

The shocker is a 110 powered unit
I drove a stake into the asphalt next to the bike the unit will wire directly to the rims with an isolator to keep it from the rest of the bike. It may or may not work but I have to try.
You have entirely too much metal in your pecker my dear![]()

He later took some coolant and ran a strip around his car. Don't remember if that worked though.