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Dog Piss

It is not the dogs fault. It is the owners, so shock the owner not the dog.
What you need to wash the area with is Anti-Icky-Poo. That will get rid of the scent. You can wash it 100+ times with detergent and the dog will still smell the marked area, which is what he is doing. Marking "his domain" and letting the other dogs know who lives in the area.
So wash it with the Anti-Icky-Poo a couple of times, then you could try something like Bitter Apple to keep the dog away.
Thuogh I do like the idea of you peeing in the owners A/C vents. Revenge can be sweet.
 
Put some dog shit into a battle of water and shake it up so its nice and dissolved. Proceed to pour this into his AC vent.
 
Put some dog shit into a battle of water and shake it up so its nice and dissolved. Proceed to pour this into his AC vent.

child's play, you wanna ruin somebody's day?

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I'll see your Squid Sauce and raise you one Liquid Ass.

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Old Skool, what my Okie Dad used to do to handle pissing/marking dogs and cats...Cayenne pepper sprinkled all around, they always sniff before they piss...you have never seen them run so fast, and it doesn't do any physical damage to them, just PSYCH !!!
 
It seems to me there was a recent thread about smelly hobo's causing the same problem on a BARFers scoot. Bullets and electrocution were the primary responses there too. Any solution there should work here as well. Except the education portion. There was a lot of "Well, maybe if you just nicely talked to the smelly hobo, he might just stop on his own." Frankly I think you'll have better luck talking to the dog. Good luck with that one. Do what you gotta do. Canine or hobo...Piss on my bike and you're gonna be walking funny.
 
i don't really have the proof, but it's fairly well established that pissing on an electrified object does not an electric shock make. that's the reason a lot of folks are saying "i like your style, but i don't think it'll work."

it's one of those things people come up with in science class when they learn about electricity and conductivity. i'm not an electrical engineer or anything, but i was told by a physics teacher in high school that this wouldn't work. :nerd i have a few theories that make sense to me. i think that in order for this to work, the urine stream has to be unbroken and continuous (most "streams of urine" are not that consistent). and the current it's coming in contact with has to be of a certain magnitude (that is probably greater than what your mail-order electric fence will put out) to transmit the shock.

i don't own a dog, but i would like to. i like to think that when i do, i wouldn't be so crass as to let it piss on people's bikes and cars, etc. unless they deserved it. :cool

good luck anyway.
 
The shocker is a 110 powered unit
I drove a stake into the asphalt next to the bike the unit will wire directly to the rims with an isolator to keep it from the rest of the bike. It may or may not work but I have to try. The spark should zap them upon the initial sniff and if not judging by the puddle I think it's an unbroken stream.
 
i don't really have the proof, but it's fairly well established that pissing on an electrified object does not an electric shock make. that's the reason a lot of folks are saying "i like your style, but i don't think it'll work."

it's one of those things people come up with in science class when they learn about electricity and conductivity. i'm not an electrical engineer or anything, but i was told by a physics teacher in high school that this wouldn't work. :nerd i have a few theories that make sense to me. i think that in order for this to work, the urine stream has to be unbroken and continuous (most "streams of urine" are not that consistent). and the current it's coming in contact with has to be of a certain magnitude (that is probably greater than what your mail-order electric fence will put out) to transmit the shock.

i don't own a dog, but i would like to. i like to think that when i do, i wouldn't be so crass as to let it piss on people's bikes and cars, etc. unless they deserved it. :cool

good luck anyway.

The key to success here is enough current to arc.
 
The shocker is a 110 powered unit
I drove a stake into the asphalt next to the bike the unit will wire directly to the rims with an isolator to keep it from the rest of the bike. It may or may not work but I have to try. The spark should zap them upon the initial sniff and if not judging by the puddle I think it's an unbroken stream.

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The shocker is a 110 powered unit
I drove a stake into the asphalt next to the bike the unit will wire directly to the rims with an isolator to keep it from the rest of the bike. It may or may not work but I have to try.

I'm always down to be the test subject if ya need one Gwynne :thumbup
 
You have entirely too much metal in your pecker my dear :p
 
He later took some coolant and ran a strip around his car. Don't remember if that worked though.

If you want to treat a dog or cat by poisining it then try this instead: Go into a small enclosed space (your bathroom perhaps) then mix amonia and bleach in a 1 gallon bucket. When you start twitching uncontrollably and foaming from the mouth, then you will understand what it is like.

As others have said, it's not the dogs fault. Besides that, it's a dog. It is doing what it was born to do. It doesn't know any better. What you really should do is have the dog caught and taken to the pound since the owner is not ready to take care of it. If it is roaming around the neighborhood off leash, then it is fair game.

I love dogs. My rottweiler is family to me. But the animal has better chances at the pound where it can find a different owner than it does with an owner that cares nothing for it.
 
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