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Might just be the opposite - that chicken might just start following him around.
And this is the best thread this week!
And this is the best thread this week!
So was it Finger Licking Good?![]()

And this is the best thread this week!
Just read the rest of the thread. If she's simply not laying, that in itself is not cause for too much concern. An egg bound bird will frequently be straining to lay, lethargic, sometimes unable to stand, inappetant, and will usually have labored breathing as the condition worsens. A decrease in egg production, absent any other symptoms, could be due to yearly cycles, malnutrition, stress, age, etc.
As long as chicken is hungry, happy, and active, I'd wait and watch before sexually assaulting her again![]()
Man this sounds awful.
Byke, sounds like you need to choke your chicken. Then find out what's wrong with the hen.
i believe he fingered his hen, then choked his chicken...





But if he did it the other way around, would that be
Wait for it
Necrofowlia
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Ban this guy!
Well thank you for your enlightened input to our chicken related humor.
Maybe if you got layed you wouldn't be so up tight....
Would you eggspect a henpecked husband to see a lot of laying?
If there's nothing otherwise wrong with her, let her be and just observe her. We had some hens that would regularly lay double-yolk eggs. Huge things. Two became eggbound. First died within two weeks, second I had to mercy-kill after her vent prolapsed. If you're sure about it, take her to a vet.
Should it ever come to it, take my advice that a machete is NOT a sharp or heavy enough blade for chicken decapitation.
Should it ever come to it, take my advice that a machete is NOT a sharp or heavy enough blade for chicken decapitation.