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Egg bound chicken? :(

byke said:
The restraining order has been lifted and the chicken is doing fine despite the unnecessary fingering.
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No such thing as an unnecessary fingering. :twofinger
 
I had a breeding pair of cockatiels, probably laid 15-20 eggs one year, one morning, the female ways dead, with half an egg sticking out of her. My brother, Mr. Fucking Sensitive, tells my wife , "That bird probably died an excruciating death and took all night long...", although from the look my wife gave him, and the way she started crying, he probably regretted saying it, almost immediately. Probably.
 
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corndog67 said:
I had a breeding pair of cockatiels, probably laid 15-20 eggs one year, one morning, the female ways dead, with half an egg sticking out of her. My brother, Mr. Fucking Sensitive, tells my wife , "That bird probably died an excruciating death and took all night long...", although from the look my wife gave him, and the way she started crying, he probably regretted saying it, almost immediately. Probably.
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Good lord, the stories I hear on this dang site.:wow
 
BoB.
I hope Madam Chicken is well, and holy shit did this thread deliver the laughs. :rofl :rofl
 
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