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Find your first name on Urban Dictionary

Rel said:
Ohhhhhhhh,

Stephen
Blah, Blah, blah, BS, ego stroking blah....
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I think you would have gotten a better result if you spelled your name properly

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:laughing:p
 
Cory: Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When Cory walks by, girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel.
 
2. Rod
NOT an erect penis. Yes, this is actually a person's name.
"Rod was so pissed off when he saw all the definitions for 'Rod' on urbandictionary all had to do with a penis, so he made his own defintion."
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:laughing
 
Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an A*, so if you got a friend named A* count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!
 
2old2fly said:
Cory: Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When Cory walks by, girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel.
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Sounds like Chuck Norris.
 
When I put in the long version of my actual name it said:

...will bang any female while pretending they REALLY care,...
A San Fransico Cocksucker
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Well fuck you urban dictionary :thumbdown
 
:rofl

Not my name but after looking it up, I had to post it :laughing

Koi
1) Large species of carp
2) Vibrating dildo that can send your woman to the moon and around several stars.
I used koi last night and came so hard I soaked the sheets
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the other entries have some air of accuracy but this one... ummmmm.

Bryan
A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white'
White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)

Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn nigga! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"
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The only girl driver. Stemming from a resident of Latvia. The Latvian women are forbidden to drive an automobile. The only exception to the rule is farm equipment and machinery. Because of the shovenistic culture, Latvian women are also only allowed a single first name, only the Latvian men are permitted a middle and last name. In 2001, a Latvian woman by the name of ***** became the only girl driver of the nation, where she was allowed to drive up to 20 hours a week as a pizza delivery girl. :teeth
 
OK, that's kinda nice! :)

A kind, sweet, beautiful girl who is also surprisingly outgoing yet lacks self esteem. She loves to hang out and has a personality to die for. Meeting a Connie results in love at first sight for most people, and Connie's are usually asked out on a regular basis. Many other girls are generally jealous of a Connie. Connie's also have great bodies and are usually super hot. Most guys are jealous of the boyfriend of a Connie. Most of the time guys that Connie's dates turn out to be regrettable. Usually, it is said that a Connie will tell her best friends that she would have rather dated the guys she rejected than the ones she actually dated. Connie's are very thoughtful people and if you have one, never let go because you've got a treasure unlike any other!!
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But I'll have to remember this one... :rofl

Girl who wacks her boyfriend on the head.
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That'll do:
Kurt
An absolute mad dude.
All Girls wanna be with him, all guys wanna be him.
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eric9877 said:
I sense we may have found the root of a relationship problem.:p
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Well, I've never done that before... sort of figured I could give it a try and see how it worked... :teeth

But if I break a nail, Ima be pissed... :x
 
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