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SummerLove
Tired SRE
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- '99 Ducati M750 (Gone) '04 Ducati MTS 1000 DS '09 Buell XB12XT
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- Sam
I think these are all written by people with those names.
Well, I've never done that before... sort of figured I could give it a try and see how it worked...
But if I break a nail, Ima be pissed...
I wouldn't put that in an online dating profile.. though some may be into that sort of stuff.
Violet:
A crazy cat-lady, she is also my father. She has issues with people who wear braces and like margarine. Disregarding the fact that she had braces herself. She has brown hair and cat eyes which are green. She has a dog that rapes her cats.
edit: gotta include this one
Purple Kush
Lil Wayne - "I got the world in my wallet, Swisher full of violet."
A crazy cat-lady, she is also my father. She has issues with people who wear braces and like margarine. Disregarding the fact that she had braces herself. She has brown hair and cat eyes which are green. She has a dog that rapes her cats.
edit: gotta include this one
Purple Kush
Lil Wayne - "I got the world in my wallet, Swisher full of violet."
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Pelon
Lurker
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- BVHP Baby! San Francisco
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- 11 ZX10R, 04 Multistrada, 08 450EXC-R, 05 CRF450R SuMo, , 04 CRF150F tracker
- Name
- Pelon
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Pelon
1. A bald headed hispanic.
2. A man who is sexy and bald
3. In Spanish, literally a small loaf or breadstick with a rounded end. Often used as slang for either a bald hispanic or one's penis.
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Godsdarling
Smile & Wave for me!
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- May 12, 2008
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- Ramona, CA
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- Vulcan 900; V-Star 1300, HD Road King, 1900 Yamaha Stratoliner, Outlaw Polaris 500
- Name
- Darlene
Darlene
1. A woman who is both beautiful and athletic.
2. A woman who is extremely comical and often times silly. She usually says things like "YOU CRAZY" or "HELLO."
3. A good friend to listen, to care, and to goose you as well.
A girl who loves to party. the best flirt who makes guys drool but is very shy at times. one of the cutest, prettiest, and coolest person in the world. she dresses nice and she's pretty smart. she attracts a lot of boys. physical features include eyes one could get lost in for hours, a smile that can make one melt, and hands that are perfect for holding, along with many other varying features.
Yeah
BILL:
A totally hot guy who is so freaking smart but is not geeky. Bill is witty and has a quick wicked sense of humor tinged with mild harmless sarcasm.
Quiet during the day but party animal on weekends, in a good way. He can have fun! Likes all kinds of sports, usually has mesmerizing bedroom eyes.
Bill is that hot guy in homeroom who doesn't know he's hot, which is why he's so dang hot.
If you are lucky enough to be friends with a "Bill", then consider yourself set for life. Bill is a loyal friend who will stick by you through thick and thin even if you are annoying the heck out of him or making him mad.
He is a peacemaker, calm, a "go to" guy but he can party it up with the best of them. He is accepting and non-judgmental, and kind-hearted to everybody. Bill is just awesome in every single way. Chicks dig him, guys are good friends with him, everybody loves Bill.
"Who's that guy in homeroom that's real smart, funny, and hot even though he doesn't think he's hot?"
"Girl, that is a Bill. You gotta stand in line like the rest of us chicks until it's your turn - he in deeemand. I best hook up wid dat awesome hottie fo sho."
A totally hot guy who is so freaking smart but is not geeky. Bill is witty and has a quick wicked sense of humor tinged with mild harmless sarcasm.
Quiet during the day but party animal on weekends, in a good way. He can have fun! Likes all kinds of sports, usually has mesmerizing bedroom eyes.
Bill is that hot guy in homeroom who doesn't know he's hot, which is why he's so dang hot.
If you are lucky enough to be friends with a "Bill", then consider yourself set for life. Bill is a loyal friend who will stick by you through thick and thin even if you are annoying the heck out of him or making him mad.
He is a peacemaker, calm, a "go to" guy but he can party it up with the best of them. He is accepting and non-judgmental, and kind-hearted to everybody. Bill is just awesome in every single way. Chicks dig him, guys are good friends with him, everybody loves Bill.
"Who's that guy in homeroom that's real smart, funny, and hot even though he doesn't think he's hot?"
"Girl, that is a Bill. You gotta stand in line like the rest of us chicks until it's your turn - he in deeemand. I best hook up wid dat awesome hottie fo sho."
They give you meaning after meaning after meaning, so... I chose the few that seemed most accurate.
greg
A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk
Someone who skips School on a monday.
Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea
Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg
A guy who likes to show himself after a shower and then acts shy. Just admit it -
you want it!
He keeps gregging me - must be awful horny
Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.
"Dude she totally wants my greg"
1. A guy who is very perverted
2. A guy who hits on every girl he hears of... even if he has never me them and they live hundreds of miles away
3.A douche bag with who things he's a total baller
1. "Eew Greg just asked what size bra I wear... wtf I don't even know him!"
2. "This guy clear across the county just asked me out. Must be another Greg."
3. Greg- "Hey baby, wanna hook up?"
Girl- "No you weirdo!"
Greg- "Whatever I can have any chick... you look like you
ain't good in bed anyways
greg
A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk
Someone who skips School on a monday.
Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea
Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg
A guy who likes to show himself after a shower and then acts shy. Just admit it -
you want it!
He keeps gregging me - must be awful horny
Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.
"Dude she totally wants my greg"
1. A guy who is very perverted
2. A guy who hits on every girl he hears of... even if he has never me them and they live hundreds of miles away
3.A douche bag with who things he's a total baller
1. "Eew Greg just asked what size bra I wear... wtf I don't even know him!"
2. "This guy clear across the county just asked me out. Must be another Greg."
3. Greg- "Hey baby, wanna hook up?"
Girl- "No you weirdo!"
Greg- "Whatever I can have any chick... you look like you
ain't good in bed anyways
Joebar4000
New member
- Joined
- Nov 17, 2002
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- Los Gatos hills
- Moto(s)
- Anything I can get my hands on for now
- Name
- Ian
Some were quite accurate, but this may reflect my inner dialog best:
"Ian
A charismatic, if slightly nutty, male.
Has little regard for the opinions of others.
Can see through the walls that people build.
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it.
An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything.
A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly.
A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. "
"Ian
A charismatic, if slightly nutty, male.
Has little regard for the opinions of others.
Can see through the walls that people build.
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it.
An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything.
A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly.
A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. "
Beauregard
Aut Agere Aut Mori
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- elude me.
- Name
- Guess....
I'm good with mine:
and
and the most accurate:
and
and the most accurate:
JMack
Well-known member
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2004
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- San Lorenzo, CA
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- (s)Honda CBR600 RR, (s)Honda CRF230F,(s)Kawi ZX6R, 09 Honda CBR600rr
- Name
- Jonathan
what?? aww shucks..
I'll take it!
Jonathan
The most amazing guy in the world. It is impossible not to fall in love with him. He will tell you how beautiful you are everyday, and even if you dont belive him, he will tell you anyways. He tends to be extremely cute and caring. He wont make you do anything you dont want, and is very understanding. He has a very cute smile, and is funny without trying. You will have a smile on your face everytime you are around him. When you leave his presence, you immediately want him back. He is on your mind 24/7. He creates these feelings in your chest that you do not know how to describe. In short, he is absolutely amazing, and falling in love with him, is the best thing that can possibly happen to you.♥
Theres this guy who makes me feel so special. When I see him I get happy on the inside. He must be Jonathan.
Jonathan
A guy normally known for his speed and good looks; also known to be a charmer. Jonathan(s) are good friends and the best boyfriends. They are usually of a sensitive nature but are not afraid to use their strength when they need to.
There isn't a time where Jonathan hasn't made my stomach flutter.
Jonathan
someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.
Jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me
I'll take it!
Jonathan
The most amazing guy in the world. It is impossible not to fall in love with him. He will tell you how beautiful you are everyday, and even if you dont belive him, he will tell you anyways. He tends to be extremely cute and caring. He wont make you do anything you dont want, and is very understanding. He has a very cute smile, and is funny without trying. You will have a smile on your face everytime you are around him. When you leave his presence, you immediately want him back. He is on your mind 24/7. He creates these feelings in your chest that you do not know how to describe. In short, he is absolutely amazing, and falling in love with him, is the best thing that can possibly happen to you.♥
Theres this guy who makes me feel so special. When I see him I get happy on the inside. He must be Jonathan.
Jonathan
A guy normally known for his speed and good looks; also known to be a charmer. Jonathan(s) are good friends and the best boyfriends. They are usually of a sensitive nature but are not afraid to use their strength when they need to.
There isn't a time where Jonathan hasn't made my stomach flutter.
Jonathan
someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.
Jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me
Cycle61
What the shit is this...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/names.php
I guffawed at mine:
PS - don't care if it's an ancient repost
Thanks.
mike23w
Giggity
these definitions follow the same rule as astrology, horoscopes, and numerology where you make vague but positive personal characterizations so that the reader is unlikely to argue.
russ69
Backside Slider
a bad ass with a big dick, no really that's what it said. Total BS, I'm no bad ass.
F4iChic
Kiss My Arse
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Wendy
Open late to serve stoners.
A sweet girl with a lot of heart. A Wendy also is the life of a party and everyone likes her.
The female of a small group of friends in which the rest are usually male. Stems from the first Wendy from Peter Pan in which the Lost Boys needed a chick to take care of them, but one that would fit in. A wendy nowadays is usually the chick hanging out with all the guys in that same fashion. Every guy group usually has one.
"Dude, that chick's hot."
"Yeah, but she's our Wendy”
A wonderful person who gives their all into helping others when they are in need.
Wendy can be used to describe a girl who is well mannered, gentle, and intelligent.
Wendy can also be used to describe a girl who is wonderful in relationships or sought out by many men.
"Wow, that girl is a such a Wendy...what a beauty"
"She's such a Wendy. She volunteers to help out the homeless at the church every week."
A Wendy is someone who is nice and sweet but not afraid to speak her mind. She is often bearer of bad news. Everyone likes a Wendy! She does not have to be the center of attention and appears to be quiet and shy. Now if you get on the bad side of a Wendy, she will not hesitate to take you down a notch. So I don't advise it. Everyone will be on her side and you will be OUT!
You have been warned
Raz_Diesel
New member
- Joined
- May 8, 2012
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- 2001 YZF600R Thundercat [Retired.. :(]; hoping for a Daytona when I'm not a starving med student
- Name
- Shiraz
Apparently I'm a gay sex act and a conservative troll amongst other awesome things...
Shiraz:
A beautiful city in Iran. Famous for its wine style and poets.
I was born in Shiraz
Shiraz:
1)The center of Love and Beauty.
2)An Upright tree.
3)A name of a famous red wine that originated from Shiraz, the city in Iran, and is made of special grapes.
Shiraz is a city of poets and flowers
Shiraz is a red wine now processed in California
Shiraz:
A city in South-Western Iran. Probably the only major city in the country anywhere near the ruins of cities from the old empire, such as Persepolis and Firouzabad. People are generally nice and laid back. Known for its wine (which the population itself ironically isn't legally allowed to drink thanks to the psychotic government) and art scene.
That new art student in town is from Shiraz, she's got me so beat when it comes to miniatures and portraits.
shiraz:
An asshole that goes out with a kick. Normally they let the bottle of Shiraz sit around for about a year. Then sometime about Christmas you drink almost a whole bottle. Right towards the end it has a real kick, but it taste like an asshole.
Don't drink the shiraz unless you normally consume a lot of alchohol, and a lot of wine at that.
shiraz:
the best of its kind
this party is the shiraz
Shiraz:
When two human male foreskins wrap around each other and the two male penile heads are bumping.
A wrapped up dick.
My boyfriend and I were shirazing hard.
My gay friend had a great time shirazing the other night.
Dude, don't be such a Shiraz!
Shiraz:
a person who trolls forums and blogs planting right wing Republican disinformation
Man, that Shiraz is everywhere clogging the blogs
Shiraz:
A Yahoo Answers Legend, a net diety. An expert in conservative politics. He strikes fear in the souless hearts of liberals and other anti American despots.
That Shiraz sure knows how to push the libtards buttons and embarrass them.
Shiraz:
A beautiful city in Iran. Famous for its wine style and poets.
I was born in Shiraz
Shiraz:
1)The center of Love and Beauty.
2)An Upright tree.
3)A name of a famous red wine that originated from Shiraz, the city in Iran, and is made of special grapes.
Shiraz is a city of poets and flowers
Shiraz is a red wine now processed in California
Shiraz:
A city in South-Western Iran. Probably the only major city in the country anywhere near the ruins of cities from the old empire, such as Persepolis and Firouzabad. People are generally nice and laid back. Known for its wine (which the population itself ironically isn't legally allowed to drink thanks to the psychotic government) and art scene.
That new art student in town is from Shiraz, she's got me so beat when it comes to miniatures and portraits.
shiraz:
An asshole that goes out with a kick. Normally they let the bottle of Shiraz sit around for about a year. Then sometime about Christmas you drink almost a whole bottle. Right towards the end it has a real kick, but it taste like an asshole.
Don't drink the shiraz unless you normally consume a lot of alchohol, and a lot of wine at that.
shiraz:
the best of its kind
this party is the shiraz
Shiraz:
When two human male foreskins wrap around each other and the two male penile heads are bumping.
A wrapped up dick.
My boyfriend and I were shirazing hard.
My gay friend had a great time shirazing the other night.
Dude, don't be such a Shiraz!
Shiraz:
a person who trolls forums and blogs planting right wing Republican disinformation
Man, that Shiraz is everywhere clogging the blogs
Shiraz:
A Yahoo Answers Legend, a net diety. An expert in conservative politics. He strikes fear in the souless hearts of liberals and other anti American despots.
That Shiraz sure knows how to push the libtards buttons and embarrass them.
I can't make this shit up.
Patrick
All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
Patrick
All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.