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GTA: San Andreas

What you think of GTA:SA

  • This game is off the chain

    Votes: 15 71.4%
  • Eeenh... it's alright.

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Vice City rerun, ho hum.

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • What is GTA???

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    21
OK. Catalina is seriously nuts. As in, psycho man-hating witch.

Her missions aren't all that difficult... but I had to turn off the radio and cue up "Pistolero"* to get thru them... otherwise I didn't have the right motivation!

Oh yah. it's MUCH easier to catch the dudes on quad-runners if you jack a motorcycle, and don't stop for the briefcases! Pick them up on the return trip...




Now... I just have to get thru the damn street/road race. Closest I've come is second, and that was by driving a big 4x4 and knocking the other cars into the weeds/off the cliffs/etc.



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* Juno Reactor -- starts out with "I hate robbing banks!"
 
Marco,

Think of the dating thing as a points game. You start out with 0 and max out at 100. Everytime you have a sucessful date, it's worth 5 points. The flower is an extra point and so is a kiss. If you get laid, it's worth another 5. You could potentially make 12 points per date.

It gets even tougher later in the game because the chicks get picky about how you look. Some like you skinny, some fat, some muscular.

With the exception of Millie, you don't HAVE to date any of them to finish the game. But there are bonuses to having them as GFs, aside from getting access to their special cars and cool outfits. With Katie as your GF, when you die you retail all your weapons and cash. Barbara, being a cop, will do the same for you when you get busted. Michelle fixes your cars for free at her garage. Helena has some pretty cool weapons in her barn, etc.
 
damn. got the kids so unless i want to stay up until 1 in the a/m. I won't play until next week...
 
ScorpioVI said:
Marco,

Think of the dating thing as a points game. You start out with 0 and max out at 100. Everytime you have a sucessful date, it's worth 5 points. The flower is an extra point and so is a kiss. If you get laid, it's worth another 5. You could potentially make 12 points per date.

It gets even tougher later in the game because the chicks get picky about how you look. Some like you skinny, some fat, some muscular.

With the exception of Millie, you don't HAVE to date any of them to finish the game. But there are bonuses to having them as GFs, aside from getting access to their special cars and cool outfits. With Katie as your GF, when you die you retail all your weapons and cash. Barbara, being a cop, will do the same for you when you get busted. Michelle fixes your cars for free at her garage. Helena has some pretty cool weapons in her barn, etc.


*Ahem* you could just put a 9mm round in Millie's left ear once you meet her... and you'll get a chance to ransack her house... but personally, I'd not pass up on that one, she's supposed to be real fun in the sack... unlike Catalina who was just plain SCARY...
 
deaconblues said:
You can push a wrecked car by bumping it with another car... shoot, I've moved them just by bumping them on foot, it's slow but it works.

(Hey, I'm still working on the lowrider race and Big Smoke's wacky weedus run... I can keep up with that one dude that runs, but as soon as he jacks a car I'm out, the car I steal to chase him always ends up being the most spinout-prone BOAT in the game, while he's running, I'm trying to recover from swapping ends.... and something tells me you're not supposed to KILL him... maybe I'm wrong!)

Hey, anyone found the racebike yet? It's hidden in one of the parking garages - and yes, it has Rossi's number on the rear cowl. I'm gonna take the thing to Transfender, see if I can't nitrous the bastard... "INSANE STUNT BONUS!!" here we come...


And yeah, Marco's got the right idea. Smoke the dealers, steal their money (they usually have gobs of it). I'm always picking up mini-SMG's too... so they're becoming my weapon of choice (want that dual-wield ability when I reach Hitman skill level!)
Hey, decaibblues. Where exactly is Rossi' bike that you are talking about? It's would be hella fun to play with that.
 
OK. Here's how to find Rossi's bike.

Head on over to East Beach in Los Santos... it's the neighborhood just north of the sports arena. There's a street branching off JUST north of the pedestrian walkway that has a steep hill, headed west. 2 buildings up on that street, on the right, you'll find a parking garage. On the second and top floors of that garage you will find an 'NRG-500' motorcycle, with the number 46 on the tail.

The thing is insanely fast and quite nimble, and yes, it sounds like a two-stroke bike. (Can you say Moto GP?) It does NOT have any major sponsor logos on it (Repsol, Galoises, etc) but instead has lots of little stickers all over. You cannot mod it aside from painting it at a pay n spray (the numberplate and the stickers do not change). But, you can save it in a garage.

I've used it to do a few jumps... one in the flood control channel, one in Blueberry at the truck depot (and the farm outside of town) and two on the freeway at the Mulholland Intersection. Both freeway ramps have you running against traffic to get to them on the shoulder.... there's another underneath the intersection someplace.
 
So I'm playing last night and I needed some cash so I go to the off track betting place and make some nice cash. When I come back outside there's an airplane parked in the middle of the road and traffic honking at it. Don't know what kind of plane it was. Looked like an old WWII plane. (Mustang???) Sorry, not up on my military hardware. Anyway, it was right between 2 very tall buildings in downtown LS. There is no way it could have landed there. I tried to get into it but as soon as I did it disapeared.
 
Oh that. yah. I landed it there. (wink)

I've gotten to the point where I'm running missions out of this abandoned airstrip in BFE. Was stealing cars for the export ship in San Fierro, but got stuck looking for one specific car... and since I keep getting hung up on the RC missions, I figured let's move on.

Torino (James Woods) is by FAR the best acted character in the game. Lots of good lines. Tenpenny (Samuel Jackson) is OK... they should have gotten somebody else in for his partner tho cos Chris Penn sucks. The Truth (Peter Fonda) just doesn't have enough parts to really show off with. Woozie (James Yaegashi) is pretty fun... and Zero (David Cross) is a riot.

The flying school is pretty difficult... but the trick is to be smooth and precise. There's a task where you have to use a chopper to blow up some vehicles... which is pretty fun except it's hard to keep the thing steady (and the rockets aren't the lock-on type.) one of th views is thru a targeting reticule, which is good for sooting at things, but bad for avoiding terrain. the other one that I got hung up on was flying the mustang thru these rings around the airport and then landing the bastard... but I got the ahng of it at some ungodly hour in the morning....


now I gotta do a mission where you fly REALLY LOW or they send jets after you to shoot you down... it's a bitch.. cos I tend to fly into things when I'm flying right off the deck. I may try to get out over the ocean and get tp the target the 'long' way... at least then I only have to avoid the occasional boat. :mad
 
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Oh my GOD. I take back what I said about The Truth.

Funniest scene in the game is after CJ steals a jetpack. At the start of the next mission, Truth shows up flying the jetpack, and it's straight out of the opening scenes of the rocketeer... he's all over the place.

Oh yah... check out the 'screensaver' stuff. This is what happens when you leave the controls alone for awhile... the camera pans off of CJ and starts to focus in on passers-by, cars, etc. Plus CJ will sing verses from the songs on the radio (he tends to prefer the Funktopus on Bounce FM for some reason). But, he's really off key.

"Never gonna get, no you're never gonna get it.... BEYOTCH!"
 
OK, funniest cutscene of the game award goes to the mission where you have to go rescue these band members in the desert after Truth loses track of them on a 'peyote safari'.

had. me. ROLLING.
 
OK, got back into the game after a short break... getting better at the flying, which is good. Found most of the places where you can find 'interesting' aircraft; there's an amphibious helicopter with fixed machine guns off the coast of Las Venturas, immediately north of the airplane graveyard, as well as police helicopters on the helipads next to police HQ in all three cities... getting TO them is dicey cos as soon as you get onto the stairway leading to the roof helipad, the cops come down on you like a herd of papparazzi at a celebrity benefit!

If you prefer fixed-wing planes, there's lots of them at the airports - park a car next to the wall and use it to jump over if you haven't got far enough to earn your pilots license. Or, there's a couple of amphibious planes moored in the lake above the Sherman Dam. This isn't counting the aircraft you get as part of doing the game missions (I've got a Harrier now! W00T!!!@11 ). For those of you who have done the first "Mad Dogg" mission where you steal his rhyme book, you might have noticed he has a helipad on the roof of his crib. Once you complete the second mission at this locale, a whirlybird will spawn on that pad as well. Otherwise it makes a good landing spot if you need to fly in from elsewhere - Los Santos seems to be intercrossed with telephone wires, which makes landing helicopters in neighborhoods risky. For other cities, the construction site behind the Doherty garage is a good spot to put a chopper down, and there's parking structures and open lots all over Las Venturas. In the desert it's easy, find a bit of level scrubland next to whatever town you're visiting, and park it there.


If you don't care about keeping the plane/helicopter you're in, or even in keeping it in one piece, you can always jump out. Once you complete your pilot training, if you 'bail out' of any aircraft while in flight (except the small single-engine plane - not sure why this one is an exception), you'll be wearing a parachute. I'd suggest deploying the chute AFTER you get below the cloud layer, or you'll be floating for an hour. Don't wait too long, though, or you'll be a rather large bloody gibs-anointed pothole.... the chute takes about a second and a half to deploy, so you'd best be further than that up when you pull the cord.

And it's a mad slog up that mountain (Chilead?) but fun to base-jump off of with the parachute you find at the top.
 
hey, deacon. How do you pass that mission by Zero in which you have to control a RC plane, and kill all Berkeley's carriers? I am having a real hardtime getting through that. Thanks in advance.
 
Deng said:
hey, deacon. How do you pass that mission by Zero in which you have to control a RC plane, and kill all Berkeley's carriers? I am having a real hardtime getting through that. Thanks in advance.


Supply Lines? Took me about half a dozen times to get this one right. Here's how I did it. Went south after the guy on bicycle after leaving Zero's shop, pulled a U-turn, made a left and took out the guy in the van at the corner of the park and kept going west to take out the other van. Then flew back north-east, got the two guys on the bike and the white van over by the bridge. I was just about out of "fuel" by the time I landed in the red marker.

I think the key is to be patient and actually land the plane behind the targets before shooting, since the targets don't flee until you start blasting. Land directly behind their path of movement, and light them up, adjust your fire by using L2/R2. Don't fly and shoot at the same time, you'll just get frustrated. The "Fuel" gauge is really just a timer, so keep the X pinned the whole time. Gliding or coasting doesn't conserve your fuel, I tried.
 
Deng said:
hey, deacon. How do you pass that mission by Zero in which you have to control a RC plane, and kill all Berkeley's carriers? I am having a real hardtime getting through that. Thanks in advance.

To be honest, I haven't passed that one yet. The Zero missions are an optional "revenue" strand, and can be skipped if you get frustrated. The only ones you NEED to do to get the Desert/Las Venturas areas unlocked are the Woozie and the Jizzy B mission strands. If you complete the Jizzy B "dope smuggling" missions, you hook up with Torino in the process. He gets you going with the desert stuff. Woozie (once you clear up his shit) is a key player in the casino missions in Las Venturas.

Pretty much everything else in San Fierro (inc the car theft missions) is optional for the story itself, and good to 'come back to' later if you get hung up on something else and need to switch up your routine. Now, if you're shooting for 100% completion, then you'll need to do everything, the street races, Zero's shit, complete all the schools (car, bike, boat, aircraft), find and date all 6 girlfriends to 100% progress, steal and deliver all the cars on the wanted lists, do the 'real job' stuff (trucking, pimping, cabdriver, vigilante, ambulance, firefighter, quarry) etc etc etc.
 
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cool, thanks, guys. I will probably stop doing the Zero missions if I still can't get it.
 
You might try going back and doing it again after you've got the flying school taken care of. It MIGHT be easier if you've got your flying skill boosted up a bit (not sure if that carries over to RC vehicles.)
 
fuck the RC plane level....



and it was quite cool jumping off the GG bridge. then swimming around until I got a sail boat. driving it across to the marin side and scoring a powerboat, then scoring the amphibious plane and getting shot down....


Can you get the plane without getting shot down?
 
Bad Dad said:
fuck the RC plane level....



and it was quite cool jumping off the GG bridge. then swimming around until I got a sail boat. driving it across to the marin side and scoring a powerboat, then scoring the amphibious plane and getting shot down....


Can you get the plane without getting shot down?



SPOILERS AHEAD (of a sort)

yes, you can. But you have to complete a few more missions first. The zero and car theft missions aren't a requirement, but you need to complete the storyline through taking down the drug ring run by Jizzy B, Torino, and the striped-shirt mexican dude (can't recall his name.)

Taking out Jizzy's semi-easy, if you're persistent, know where to get armor, and run like hell to the door when the shooting starts. Then it turns into a drive-by car chase all over town (and you're in a limo, so you can't pre-stage a good fast car or a bike to make things easier... I tried that, ended up losing two good cars cos the game 'forgets' them during the cinematic.)

Taking down the Mexican also involves an 'old friend' from Los Santos and a serious bunch of gang members. So again, stock up on armor, ammo (if you've hitman level on either the AK or an SMG, you're good - you want to be able to put lead on target faster than the bad guys do.) After that, you're in another drive-by chase.. only this one involves boats. Good thing you got some practice with that speedboat earlier.

As for Torino... well, lets just say you might want to get lots of practice with a rocket launcher, taking out moving targets.... and no, you don't get the guided missile version. Sorry.

I will say this: the Desert storyline doesn't have that many missions in it, but there's a LOT going on out there, lots of surprises hidden. I take it you found one of the aquaplanes - there's also a boat school (where you can get a couple of decent boats if you do well), the flight school, all sorts of aircraft hidden in some unlikely places, and (if you haven't yet done it) the EASIEST place to do the Paramedic missions (complete 12 levels and get your health points doubled.)


Hint: the flight school is a bitch, but do your damned best, and go back and retake some of the tests once you get some experience. The reward for all gold in the flight tests is probably the sickest damn helicopter ever, AND you can use it to chase down crooks in Vigilante mode (plus you're in a chopper so the cops can't touch you until you get to three stars, plus YOUR chopper's way more durable and better armed than THEIR chopper is!)

If you get to level 12 on the Vigilante missions, your armor points are doubled, which is very useful in the gang war shitstorm in the endgame. There is a cheat/exploit that allows you to pass this without doing hardly anything, but I won't post it here.

Once you pass flight school, you can drive onto the flightline at any airport, and "borrow" any plane you find. No more sneaking over the wall. You've also got a hangar to save your planes in at the flight school. Plus, if you decide you don't feel like landing the aircraft, if you use Triangle to 'bail out' -- you automatically equip a parachute, so as long as you deploy it appropriately you won't go splat after jumping out of the plane....


Another way to get from one city to another without worrying about doing the driving -- after one of the missions (can't recall which one), the train stations open up so that you can hijack the TRAINS. There's a series of freight missions to pass (basically get the train to each station within the time limit, stop the train at the appropriate spot, but don't derail it in transit by going too fast)... once you do that you can hop onto any train as a passenger... but hey, I like being the engineer, basically you just gas it until you get up to a certain clip, then set back and wait until you get close to your destination, then start slowing down.
 
I think I found the sickest stunt jump in the game.


In the Desert there's an arch, where you have to meet someone on one of your missions. Up at the top of this arch is an old mine, with a boardwalk leading away from it, down and then up off the cliff edge.


There's a parachute in one of the buildings at the top of the arch.


Ride a bike up to the arch, take the parachute and equip it (in case you fuck up), then ride the bike FULL BLAST from the mineshaft building down the boardwalk and off the cliff.

We're talking Snake River Canyon proportions here... if you do it right you JUMP the reservoir below and land on another rock formation (with a convenient road into town).

If you do it wrong, bail from the bike as soon as you're off the edge, then tag Circle to deploy the chute. You should have plenty of hang time to land someplace other than in the water.
 
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