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Harley-Davidson's and their small penis's

I had a group of three baggers block me through an entire light cycle on Sunday night. I couldn't figure out what was going on.

3 dudes with baggers, didn't pay attention to brand. They all had fringy custom jackets (not typical, white with orange flames on the jacket etc). It is these three dude, and me and the lady in her truck (her battery had died and we jumped it and were on the way to O'Reily to get a new one).

Light turns green. Assholes sit there, through the entire light cycle. I'm thinking wtf. Then they all decide they are making a right turn and parking as the light switches to yellow.

Just plain a-holes.
 
rogerc said:
In Tahoe City about 8 years ago as Harley Riders were riding to Reno for Nights of Thunder.
I am in pristine Tahoe and these guys have the loudest bikes I have ever heard and no sound check no enforcement.:wow:wow

Now we are ALL close to be banned from Mt. Hamilton Parking lot because of these types.
I ride an FJR 1300 VERY QUIET and a VStrom 650 also VERY QUIET.
Rant over.
RC
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Is "nights of Thunder" before or after Street Vibrations? Hope they have more vendors represented. :thumbup
 
Come to think of it, are there even any HD riders on teh BARF?
 
Where I ride I see more loud annoying asshat sportbikes than Harleys/cruisers. I can recall a few times this year where I jumped in my seat when a supersport pinned to redline went flying by me. They come up so fast (weird how I can't hear their loud exhausts when they are behind me huh :rolleyes) that I don't see them with regular mirror checks.

Now you might say I just need to go faster, well my 2fiddy barely goes over 90 :toothless
 
kiltwearinfool said:
Life is all about image and posturing. Doesn't matter if it's the Harley riders doing their thing, the stunters doing their thing, the sportbikers doing their thing, or the Quickie riders doing their thing. We're all posers. We just wear different outfits.
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Speak for yourself. I can be miles out all alone without a single person watching and genuinely enjoying the shit out of it all.
 
jh2586 said:
Was in SF this weekend for fleet week. Sat down at Pier 23 to grab a bite to eat during lunch. I couldn't even hold a conversation with more than two sentences before being interrupted by a Harley-Davidson and their 180+db's of exhaust... It's bad enough that they are loud, but at EVERY FUCKING STOPLIGHT, they have to rev their shit like there's no tomorrow. It's annoying as fuck! :thumbdown

What's the big deal about these bikes? Now, I'm not a HD expert, but after doing a little bit of research, these bikes are poorly built, heavy, bulky, overpriced and don't even have a lot of power.. they make loud noises (to make up for their lack of penis size?) and have chrome on them. Most who ride them are squids that wear little to no protective gear at all..

I don't get it.. to me, when I ride, I do it to my own satisfaction. I ride because it feels good to ride, not because I want attention and/or it LOOKS "cool" and "badass". I respect my machine, and in turn, it respects me. I wear ATGATT because I know the consequences..

By no means is this a stereotype, but you have to admit that like 99.99% of all HD riders fall into this category..

When I have exhaust on my supersport bikes, I get pulled over because it's "too loud".. when HD's have 10x the decibels that my bikes produce at partial throttle... they are in the clear...

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?
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May have wanted to stop w/ "I'm no expert" and definately before throwing out "99.99%" as fact.

Was at fleet week / A.C. for Sat and Sun. Didn't hear a single harley. There were a few obnoxious flat bottom strait pipe 454's out on the water though. Kept playing w/ the throttle in neutral. Sounded lame when the Blue Angles came by w/ a low pass. Yeh, your 454 is bad:rofl.

As a kid I lived on the north bank of the American river in Carmichael. Damn dirt bikes would play in the dredging tailings all weekend. Loud as fuck.
 
jh2586 said:
Was in SF this weekend for fleet week. Sat down at Pier 23 to grab a bite to eat during lunch. I couldn't even hold a conversation with more than two sentences before being interrupted by a Harley-Davidson and their 180+db's of exhaust... It's bad enough that they are loud, but at EVERY FUCKING STOPLIGHT, they have to rev their shit like there's no tomorrow. It's annoying as fuck! :thumbdown
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?
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So the Harley Dudes were too loud? Could you here them over the Blue Angels? Funny how one mans noise is another man's music.
 
I think that 'one man's music is everyone else's noise' is probably more accurate.
 
Harley riders have bad breath because they don't brush thier teeth and they have a lot of cavities.:ride
 
My penis just grew 2' since i got my harley last night.and before anyone says it.I know its a girls bike:twofinger i feel so American.
 
budgie45 said:
My penis just grew 2' since i got my harley last night.and before anyone says it.I know its a girls bike:twofinger i feel so American.
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Congrats on you're new bike.:thumbup
 
revnort said:
I had a group of three baggers block me through an entire light cycle on Sunday night. I couldn't figure out what was going on.

3 dudes with baggers, didn't pay attention to brand. They all had fringy custom jackets (not typical, white with orange flames on the jacket etc). It is these three dude, and me and the lady in her truck (her battery had died and we jumped it and were on the way to O'Reily to get a new one).

Light turns green. Assholes sit there, through the entire light cycle. I'm thinking wtf. Then they all decide they are making a right turn and parking as the light switches to yellow.

Just plain a-holes.
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I had some numbnuts try to do that to me on my bike recently. I went around him and he gave me the dead eye. Let me see you make me stop.
 
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