Harley vs Sportbikes

[Stormdragon]

I just don't get it, what's to hate from import bikes from muscle bikes?

Well you see, you bought one of those Jap rice burners. You are singlehandedly responsible for America no longer being a World Power, the cause of every recession since Nixon, and you make the baby Jesus cry.

The dude's just trying to save your soul before you die and go to that Special Place reserved for Jap bike riders.

 

[reidconti]

I ride both a Harley and a Sportbike

Makes it hard to split, though.

 

[xgambit]

you think that's bad. Try riding a buell. You get hated by the sportbikers and the harley people.

 

[mrslug]

What's even worse is my metric cruiser is a HD wanna be!

 

[PunkRockMonkey]

I test rode a Harley once.

Before I knew what happened, I had pulled up to a guy on a GSXR, kicked his bike over at the light, called him a "rice rocket pussy" and peed in his helmet.

Then, I stepped on a kitten.

True story.

 

[whatever whatev]

you think that's bad. Try riding a buell. You get hated by the sportbikers and the harley people.

I think I read more about you feeling bad for yourself than I do people bashing your bike.

 

[Ant]

^ This is the best part of this thread.

The new barf pancake on head queen

 

[sv2007]

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I was at a chevron gas station and as newb of my knowledge of harleys and imports, a guy in a harley pulls up to the gas # across from mine. I didn't see his sign of being a Hell's Angel, but i said yo with my head (you know the whole twitch up to say what's up) and he glared me down. Wtf is that shit? Afterwards as i approached the light, light turned green and it was my turn to go, i fv3king stalled in front of him and his ass comes around and blurps his harley in my face for no reason. Talk about attitude..

Well, you see, the problem is that you looked too friendly. The wink you gave at the gas station probably started to make the Harley guy unconfortable. Then, when you stalled your bike, the Harley guy got really scared thinking "oh man, this guy purposed stalled so he can get close to me. I'm not a homophobe but this guy creeps my out.. getta get the heck out of there and fast."

Love is a 2 way street. Jut because you fell in love w/ somebody doesn't mean he's required to love you back .

 

[Karbon]

KAWASAKIS! SUZUKIS ! HONDAS! YAMAHAS!

THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!



VERSUS

HARLEY DAVIDSONS!

AT THE COW PALACE

THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!


::head explodes::

 

[OldMadBrit]

The correct term is Hardly not Harley - mostly because at 48HP there is no muscle involved

Other than that its all good and there are some sober Hardly riders who can actually ride

 

[Brown81]

I ride both a Harley and a Sportbike

Do you have a weird tendency to want to kick your own ass? :|

 

[Blacknblue]

Do you have a weird tendency to want to kick your own ass? :|

The only rule about wanting to kick your own ass is not to talk about
wanting to kick your own ass. . .

 

[xgambit]

Do you have a weird tendency to want to kick your own ass? :|

have you even caught him masterbeating

 

[louemc]

i fv3king stalled in front of him and his ass comes around and blurps his harley in my face for no reason. Talk about attitude..

You Stalled, in front of him?

 

[Karbon]

stalled in front of a cruiser.

game: lost

 

[ex911]

Well, you see, the problem is that you looked too friendly. The wink you gave at the gas station probably started to make the Harley guy unconfortable. Then, when you stalled your bike, the Harley guy got really scared thinking "oh man, this guy purposed stalled so he can get close to me. I'm not a homophobe but this guy creeps my out.. getta get the heck out of there and fast."

Love is a 2 way street. Jut because you fell in love w/ somebody doesn't mean he's required to love you back .

Do you have a weird tendency to want to kick your own ass? :|

stalled in front of a cruiser.

game: lost

Thanks guys, you made my Friday!

 

[ex911]

The correct term is Hardly not Harley - mostly because at 48HP there is no muscle involved

Other than that its all good and there are some sober Hardly riders who can actually ride

I'll have you know my 1600 cc Harley makes 65 hp!

 

[hdcvoteam]

The correct term is Hardly not Harley - mostly because at 48HP there is no muscle involved

Other than that its all good and there are some sober Hardly riders who can actually ride

Maybe you need too look at my avatar !!!

 

[hdcvoteam]

Do you have a weird tendency to want to kick your own ass? :|

Come to Hollister Honda i'll show you how to kick some ass cone riding

 

[Valgar]

I'll have you know my 1600 cc Harley makes 65 hp!

Whew, I was worried my 1000 cc smartcar might have competition.