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is the DMV motorcycle written test available in Chinese?

by you not knowing the language or having a clue how to get gas or pay a toll you looked every bit like a dumba** you were.

I've seen hundreds of thousands of drivers with foreign plates and/or likely not speaking a word of the local language, that is, before self-service stations and toll passes, and never once thought they were dumbasses. Neither there were daily pile-up crashes because people couldn't read signs.
 
Smash, it's hard to believe that you aren't racist, given your posts in this thread (not to mention other threads). "What if you pull over a Chinese?" Seriously? I suppose you get some points for not using "Oriental."
 
Can we agree that foldyburger is a great alternative name for a taco?
 
EDIT: by the way, "You come here and you need to learn our language. We go there and we want them to speak english." this is exactly what OP is asking for, except chinese for his friend in america

It didn't appear to me that is what happened, OP came here looking for information because the car driving test IS available in Chinese, he wanted to know if the same is true for motorcycle riding test (as there is a Spanish motorcycle test taking option). He simply wanted a clarification of DMV's inconsistent testing policies. Upon getting the answer (condescendingly sarcastic to boot) that it was not, OP did not express any opinion that he felt entitled for the test to be available in Chinese.

Let's look at your behavior though:

what about the street signs? they got chinese subtitles for that too? jesus christ if you cant read the test in english don't be driving

From which point onward, you've hijacked OP's thread and turned it into a political opinion piece. That of "us versus them", how dare "they" ask for information if "they" don't even speak English hate thread. Yea, I get it, you grew up here and you feel that "foreigners" are coming here ruining your country by "changing the rules" so they don't need to assimilate.

Funny I didn't get any of that from OP's original thread?
 
FTFY because it applies to every tourist who operates a car in another country - not just US citizens abroad.
True, all that. So it does seem persons not speaking the local language are permitted to drive pretty much everywhere without the local DL. I don't understand the outcry for when foreigner get here and suddenly they must speak English to get our DL.

Smash, it's hard to believe that you aren't racist, given your posts in this thread (not to mention other threads). "What if you pull over a Chinese?" Seriously? I suppose you get some points for not using "Oriental."
I've met Chris at one or more of the BBBB. In person he's a very nice bloke. :dunno

Can we agree that foldyburger is a great alternative name for a taco?
Approved! :laughing
 
Can we agree that foldyburger is a great alternative name for a taco?
I'm going to use that now. :laughing

For me personally, even though both sides have a point, America seems to run better when we're inclusive and not looking for people to exclude. Just my $0.02...
 
Look, don't get me wrong. I think way too many people have drivers licenses. They are handed out like pez. It's just too frigging easy. But not being able to read english isn't the issue. It's old people, dumb people, people that don't know how to drive. Those are the people we need to keep from driving. Not someone that has a problem reading our language. Most, if not all, of our street signs are universal.

What's next, Smash will want taquerias to change their names to foldyburger shops.

"I'll have one foldyburger please with carnit, er I mean pork"

foldyburger is a good name, but with pork should be referred to as a foldy-pig :thumbup

if you can communicate with emergency personnel and law enforcement, can 'read' all road signs, and know the rules of the road, we don't have a problem :dunno go ahead and rent a car / motorcycle :thumbup but i don't think you should get a license without being able to read and write english. a driver license enables you to do more than just drive a car, and without knowledge of reading / writing english you could get yourself into trouble. do bench warrant notification letters come in chinese?

Smash, it's hard to believe that you aren't racist, given your posts in this thread (not to mention other threads). "What if you pull over a Chinese?" Seriously? I suppose you get some points for not using "Oriental."

sorry i forgot to put 'chinese person' in there

were you offended when 'an american was pulled over' it should be 'an american person was pulled over' sorry damn thank you for exposing my innate racism :thumbup

FTFY because it applies to every tourist who operates a car in another country - not just US citizens abroad.

I have plenty of friends that come in from the UK and rent cars. But they're not applying for a US drivers license and I'm not allowed to get one over there.

right?

Can we agree that foldyburger is a great alternative name for a taco?

yes, one foldy-pig please

It didn't appear to me that is what happened, OP came here looking for information because the car driving test IS available in Chinese, he wanted to know if the same is true for motorcycle riding test (as there is a Spanish motorcycle test taking option). He simply wanted a clarification of DMV's inconsistent testing policies. Upon getting the answer (condescendingly sarcastic to boot) that it was not, OP did not express any opinion that he felt entitled for the test to be available in Chinese.

Let's look at your behavior though:



From which point onward, you've hijacked OP's thread and turned it into a political opinion piece. That of "us versus them", how dare "they" ask for information if "they" don't even speak English hate thread. Yea, I get it, you grew up here and you feel that "foreigners" are coming here ruining your country by "changing the rules" so they don't need to assimilate.

Funny I didn't get any of that from OP's original thread?

:wtf

okay fair enough,

"this is exactly what OP is asking for, except chinese for his friend in america"

should be

"this is exactly what OP would be asking for, except chinese for his friend in america"

that was a response to brokenlink showing him what this thread was actually about rather than what he wishes it would be

to last bolded: driving here without local license but with international or similar on temporary basis is fine. establishing residency without literacy by getting a driver license can be dangerous for the person for example if they disregard important mail like a bench warrant notification since they didn't read fine print about golden gate bridge toll and getting letter in mail or other things

i have nothing against immigration and your friend sounds like a great candidate but assimilation at least to the point of being able to interact with 'natives' by reading and writing common language goes a long way
 
I wish I had a foldyburger right now.
 
Immigration vs temporary

i have nothing against immigration and your friend sounds like a great candidate but assimilation at least to the point of being able to interact with 'natives' by reading and writing common language goes a long way[/QUOTE said:
When in Rome.....

Anywhos I will go get me some tacos now, foldy burger doesn't work for me.
Lets just call it a TACO! I don't want any PC bestowed on me :teeth
 
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a driver license enables you to do more than just drive a car
Like what? I mean, specifically what can a DL enable that another official ID can? Drink? Buy a gun? Open a bank account? Rent a house? Rent a vehicle? Buy a vehicle? Insure a vehicle? Board a plane? Be admitted at hospitals? Check-in at hotels? Get a job? Vote? Camp at national parks? Join BARF? You can do all that without a DL. Chris, it seems you're putting the DL on a pedestal. :dunno
 
Like what? I mean, specifically what can a DL enable that another official ID can? Drink? Buy a gun? Open a bank account? Rent a house? Rent a vehicle? Buy a vehicle? Insure a vehicle? Board a plane? Be admitted at hospitals? Check-in at hotels? Get a job? Vote? Camp at national parks? Join BARF? You can do all that without a DL. Chris, it seems you're putting the DL on a pedestal. :dunno

driving here without local license but with international or similar on temporary basis is fine.

getting a driver license can be dangerous for the person for example if they disregard important mail like a bench warrant notification since they didn't read fine print about golden gate bridge toll and getting letter in mail or other things

maybe i am putting it on a pedestal, it wouldn't be the first time...
 
getting a driver license can be dangerous for the person for example if they disregard important mail like a bench warrant notification since they didn't read fine print about golden gate bridge toll and getting letter in mail or other things

That's all valid, but a heck of a departure from your original stance. You said...

what about the street signs? they got chinese subtitles for that too? jesus christ if you cant read the test in english don't be driving

BTW, this mailing scare is weak sauce. The post office messes up with post all the time, whether or not you're a Nobel laureate in literature.
 
That's all valid, but a heck of a departure from your original stance. You said...

"what about the street signs? they got chinese subtitles for that too? jesus christ if you cant read the test in english don't be driving"

BTW, this mailing scare is weak sauce. The post office messes up with post all the time, whether or not you're a Nobel laureate in literature.

well my original stance was argued against and apparently you can navigate and communicate in english without being able to read beyond road signs.

so then i thought of another reason why it is not a good idea. this alternate reason is much less of a safety hazard to public, so unless i or someone else thinks of a better reason i don't see why we should prevent the test from being issued in the same languages that the automobile test is already issued. :dunno

i blame sharky :twofinger
 
I dunno. Kickin' sumbuddy in da foldyburger jus don't sound right. :wtf :laughing
 
To paraphrase one of the above posters:

This thread makes my foldyburger dry and mopey.



That's the joke. And used used Confucius instead of confuse. Try to keep up, Tux.

no that was auto correct but you may not experienced that yet on your blackberry
 
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