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Kim Jon Il is dead

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Kim, who in his rare public appearances wears a plain dark suit, said he ultimately hoped to cultivate an eccentric, yet vaguely sinister look as iconic as his father's pompadour, drab parka, and sunglasses, perhaps something "even nuttier" involving canes, a large yellow raincoat, or possibly a motorized scooter.

Other ideas Kim has had for proving his insanity include placing anyone shorter than himself under permanent house arrest, issuing a new national currency every 90 days, normalizing relations with South Korea, and replacing all medicines with synthetic replications of his own saliva.
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:laughing:laughing
 
but he was so funny in team america...

bepor not so happy about this...
 
Valgar said:
I love the satellite shots of NK after dark, it is like Phillips Wisconsin at 9pm.
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NK mainstream media: "In honor of our dictator's death, NK shall turn off all lights tonight, here's a satellite shot."

NK underground media: "Just fucking with ya, that pic is from yesterday." :rofl
 
The world became a little bit of a better place with his death.

Let's hope that it's people get some relief with the next person to rule the country.
 
Kornholio said:
Um, I was there. I have the pictures to prove it. :laughing

Shit, they're on my Facebook.
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I hope for improved living conditions for the people of North Korea. I'm pretty sure his son will be an improvement.
 
Versystim said:
I hope for improved living conditions for the people of North Korea. I'm pretty sure his son will be an improvement.
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I think even if the son screws up, The elder Kim had things so wound up that things can only really get better... Kind of like that Onion article about the Serbs bombing that village forward out of the stone age :)
 
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