Unicorn Power
My cats use human toilets
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- Will
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Get romantic as you want, deities know the world needs it, but no need to call us assholes.
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Get romantic as you want, deities know the world needs it, but no need to call us assholes.
Get romantic as you want, deities know the world needs it, but no need to call us assholes.
It's an empirically derived truth! Everyone's experience on here differs. There's a handful of great people who contribute good stuff. Doesn't make up for the rest.
Unicorn Power
My cats use human toilets
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Empirically-speaking, even a handful that deviates from the rest doesn't equate to a blanket "all."
N'est-ce-pas?
That I'm quibbling totally makes me one though. FINE. HAVE FUN DAMMIT.
N'est-ce-pas?
That I'm quibbling totally makes me one though. FINE. HAVE FUN DAMMIT.
PunkRockMonkey
Wild in the Streets!
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- just...one more...
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- Monkey
This is why I cringed when you mentioned taking it to Burning Man and what made me fire off my warning post.
Your bike is da shit and I'd hate for anything bad to happen to it either
1) when you were in the desert, or
2) when you got back and couldn't figure out why your dash keeps flashing between displaying "REDRUM," "666," and "KLAATU VERATA NIKTO"
As you said, this ain't your first rodeo, so hopefully you won't see any issues once you get back. Have a great time and may the desert gods shower you with free booze and burning-girl orgies!
(Please post several NSFW pictures in the Sink upon your return.)
This is why I cringed when you mentioned taking it to Burning Man and what made me fire off my warning post.
Your bike is da shit and I'd hate for anything bad to happen to it either
1) when you were in the desert, or
2) when you got back and couldn't figure out why your dash keeps flashing between displaying "REDRUM," "666," and "KLAATU VERATA NIKTO"
As you said, this ain't your first rodeo, so hopefully you won't see any issues once you get back. Have a great time and may the desert gods shower you with free booze and burning-girl orgies!
(Please post several NSFW pictures in the Sink upon your return.)
I've actually decided to bring a bike cover. So the goal is to mummify the thing upon arrival. But thanks for the love!
arty <3
Loki1000R
Fok Julle Naaiers
truly a bold statement
When in Rome...
Sharky
Well-known member
Go Greek?
Smash Allen
Active member
I have experience with this...didn't notice the adams apple...or the wide shoulders...or big hands...until after she told me. She was pre op, so things stopped there. If not, I don't think I would have ever known...
this thread is awesome.
i thought the Rome thing was going to involve playing the violin and arson.
i thought the Rome thing was going to involve playing the violin and arson.
corndog67
Pissant Squid
I met "Tina", in Saginaw Michigan. She scored for me. Then asked if I wanted her to come to my room. My chick was waiting there though, so thanks, but no thanks. When she shook my hand, it occurred to me, that wasn't a chick's handshake. I asked the guy I met through her, why didn't you tell me? He said, "you was fixin' to find out soon enough....."
Assholes thought it was funny.
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FreeRyde
The Curmudgeon
I think I dun seen you at the Chevron Station on Redwood tonight.
"Wtf, why would someone fvck up their SM-T like that?!" was my reaction when I rolled by in my Banana suit.
"Wtf, why would someone fvck up their SM-T like that?!" was my reaction when I rolled by in my Banana suit.
Not an SMT, but yes, because you want to cover long distances. I understand to most ADV guys 350 miles ain't shit but we all have to start somewhere, mmmkay?
At the destination:
Not the worst view:
Some artsy shit:
This thread wouldn't be complete without selfies, part 1:
Part 2:
Playa transportation:
The bike cover worked great for keeping the dust in, part 1!
Part 2:
Friend's DRZ wouldn't start on the way out. My third happy towing customer. Also, fuck yeah torque!
24 hours and 70 towing miles later, he's finally picked up by AAA:
Fartsy shadow shot:
Climbed some restricted area up to a railroad on the way back:
Still dusty:
Sup:
The other dude's chain was eating his tire, glad it didn't go kaboom and he made it home:
Not the worst view:
Some artsy shit:
This thread wouldn't be complete without selfies, part 1:
Part 2:
Playa transportation:
The bike cover worked great for keeping the dust in, part 1!
Part 2:
Friend's DRZ wouldn't start on the way out. My third happy towing customer. Also, fuck yeah torque!
24 hours and 70 towing miles later, he's finally picked up by AAA:
Fartsy shadow shot:
Climbed some restricted area up to a railroad on the way back:
Still dusty:
Sup:
The other dude's chain was eating his tire, glad it didn't go kaboom and he made it home:
The rest of the photos are here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jumph4x/albums/72157656024472854