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Oceansides said:
I invite you to call my ex girlfriend and ask her on the subject. Yes, she slept in the wet spot, and did we hit 10 orgasms all the time? no, sex varies. But I for sure have gotten her into the teens.
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PM me her name and number. I will absolutely call her to confirm.
 
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bah...

some wimmenz are so self-centered, they'd fake an orgasm even while masturbating....:x
 
Oceansides said:
I invite you to call my ex girlfriend and ask her on the subject. Yes, she slept in the wet spot, and did we hit 10 orgasms all the time? no, sex varies. But I for sure have gotten her into the teens.
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Dude, really. You're inviting strangers on a public internet forum to call your exes to verify how great you are in bed? :laughing Hey, if it makes you feel more manly, I'll give her a shout. Especially if she puts out. :teeth

I'm just kidding, btw. I don't have any interest in sloppy seconds and I'm not at all concerned with the details of your sex life. :p

Oceansides said:
As some others have said, sorry you havent been with a real man.
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Or, apparently, a real woman. :x Guess I'm gonna have to try the farm animals next... :laughing

You guys have all completely missed my point though, and frankly I can't be arsed to reiterate it. I think I'll go eat cheese instead. :)
 
Guys that are getting girls generally don't need to brag.

Guys that aren't getting any on the other hand blow their own horn because no one else will do it for them (literally and figuratively speaking).
 
mike23w said:
Guys that are getting girls generally don't need to brag.

Guys that aren't getting any on the other hand blow their own horn because no one else will do it for them (literally and figuratively speaking).
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+1

Put it this way if she keeps coming back that is all that matters right?. You get satisfied and so does she. Why else would she keep coming back....:| ......need to go check my wallet.
 
vato_loco said:
I read somewhere that lesbian sex is more pleasurable for women because only a woman really knows how -- and where -- to touch another woman.
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What do you Barfers think?
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So, by the same logic, gay sex should be more pleasurable for men :teeth just inquiring :rofl
 
just to let ya ladies know, I can outlick any lesbian...

ladies, pm me for details..
 
Don't risk it, ladies - V4 was a test pilot for Tootsie-Roll Pops back in the 70's.
 
:laughing

okay..so I rush and do bite to get to the center of the tootsie pop ...

it's an old reflex I just can't outgrow...
 
V4 said:
just to let ya ladies know, I can outlick any lesbian...

ladies, pm me for details..
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mrc said:
Don't risk it, ladies - V4 was a test pilot for Tootsie-Roll Pops back in the 70's.
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:rofl

In the end it seems the ladies are mostly interested if a man has a ten inch...







...skillet.


:laughing Omelette>10 fake orgasms.
 
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