• There has been a recent cluster of spammers accessing BARFer accounts and posting spam. To safeguard your account, please consider changing your password. It would be even better to take the additional step of enabling 2 Factor Authentication (2FA) on your BARF account. Read more here.

Lesbians

I'm a lesbian and want a woman to help me with an orgasm...

PM me..
 
I'm sorry. But bullshit. Well, maybe if you're in porn, and it's your job. But generally, the orgasms in porn are drug-dulled and boring, so I guess whatever you'd like to put on your resume. It's not like I'm gonna check your references or anything.

Jack, sorry, not interested. And by "you're not doing it right", you mean eating cheese, right? :teeth

The thing is, women are genetically programmed to be concerned with the feelings of the people they sleep with. She's probably just saying she's "satisfied" so you won't feel bad, bang her sister and leave her. :p

I invite you to call my ex girlfriend and ask her on the subject. Yes, she slept in the wet spot, and did we hit 10 orgasms all the time? no, sex varies. But I for sure have gotten her into the teens.

As some others have said, sorry you havent been with a real man.
 
I invite you to call my ex girlfriend and ask her on the subject. Yes, she slept in the wet spot, and did we hit 10 orgasms all the time? no, sex varies. But I for sure have gotten her into the teens.

You sure she wasn't faking it? :dunno
 
The Book of Pasta,
Ravioli 3:12

It has been said that on one glorious day, the savior FSM wishes to stick his noodley appendages into all Lesbians.

Ramen
 
And a black one at that, who is multiorgasmic, unlike Jack Sprat. :twofinger

Well according to Ant since I have read or like Jane Austen, I'm not a man. So it seems I've been a lesbian for a long long time. You've got me on the multi-orgasmic though, haven't found someone with enough skill to "make" me so.:twofinger:rolleyes:laughing
 
wow, what a sexual tyrannosaurus you must be!

rofl.jpg
 
I did have a GF a while ago who was hypersensitive, and even the slightest vaginal stimulation would send her into full body twitches and orgasms. It was a great ego boost, but I knew then and now it really had nothing to do with my tools or techniques.
 
Back
Top