Mega Millons

[Lucky Jones]

Great, I've lost $2.9 billion inside of a week.



If you count the chickens before they hatch, , ,



What else have I to brag about?

So, if I lost it too, I can claim it as a gambling loss on my taxes?

Sweet.

 

[Alan_Hepburn]

So, if I lost it too, I can claim it as a gambling loss on my taxes?

Sweet.

Only if you have reported winnings equal to the losses...

 

[afm199]

i'm waiting for it to be small. That much money would ruin me.

 

[bluegixxer600]

This sums up my lottery experience...

 

[Lucky Jones]

Only if you have reported winnings equal to the losses...

hmmmmmm...

 

[bruceflinch]

1 winner in South Carolina

5 of us coworkers pooped $20 each for the last two drawings.
We Won!


$6 arty

 

[Yakoo752]

10/10

Won 10

So yay?

 

[Melissa]

Powerball still providing a chance to retire?

 

[sprorchid]

It's over $100 mill again. And powerball is like $242 mill.

If you won big, who would you tell? a co worker today said her and her hubby wouldn't tell a soul... not sure how they would get away with that.

 

[Abacinator]

I'd take my winnings and fuck off to someplace remote

 

[KWeezyXB12]

most ive won was 25000$

then i flipped it over and said id accept payment from the tooth fairy paid by santa claus. fake scratchers are the worst burn you could ever do to somebody. still hurts thanks grandma

 

[Johndicezx9]

most ive won was 25000$

then i flipped it over and said id accept payment from the tooth fairy paid by santa claus. fake scratchers are the worst burn you could ever do to somebody. still hurts thanks grandma

The only thing worse are those fake $20 bills that get left around, and when you open one up it says something like “only Jesus can bring you happiness, not money...”, or something like that.

 

[bojangle]

The only thing worse are those fake $20 bills that get left around, and when you open one up it says something like “only Jesus can bring you happiness, not money...”, or something like that.

I've never seen one of those.




Buuuuuut, it sounds a whole lot like Jesus just fucked you over, and you'd be a lot happier had it been a real $20.





Just saying...

 

[Lucky Jones]

The only thing worse are those fake $20 bills that get left around, and when you open one up it says something like “only Jesus can bring you happiness, not money...”, or something like that.

I've never seen one of those.


Buuuuuut, it sounds a whole lot like Jesus just fucked you over, and you'd be a lot happier had it been a real $20.


Just saying...

So, you're saying religion is a scam...

 

[bikewanker]

I like to buy the ignored lotto that’s only 12 million or so when they get to a few hundred million. I try to chip in a buck at work when they collect for the big ones, I can accept 1% of that. $160 was my best win, I’d like you to believe I’m even!

 

[sprorchid]

Nobody won last nite so Friday it will be
over $220 mill.

 

[Climber]

Nobody won last nite so Friday it will be
over $220 mill.

That isn't even up to the odds of winning (302,575,350 : 1), let us know when it passes that.

The odds of winning SuperLotto is 41,416,353:1, and their tickets are $1 instead of $2 each. This means that the SuperLotto is 14.6 times better deal when you consider the odds and investment.

This reminds me of people who got impressed with the stock options they were offered, but never asked what the total number of outstanding shares was.

 

[sprorchid]

Powerball is over 400 mill.

 

[Schnellbandit]

A few (maybe 3) mill I could put to use. The rest? A few thousand really thrilled people, even if only until they spent it.

 

[UDRider]

What percentage if a ticket price goes towards the prize?