You really don't know me that well, Connie.![]()
You really don't know me that well, Connie.![]()

From what I'm reading, you're your worst problem.![]()
Give me my own forum and I'll leave you all alone![]()
Yet, we still have some fucknugget who drives a straight-pipe piece of shit Miata that's louder than God himself sharting into a vuvuzuela.


First impressions are everything man, I rolled up to check out my rental in my g35 sedan, dressed decently not over the top. I now live in a 3 bed 2 bath nice home, huge garage, nice yard. With just ONE roommate, a good friend of mine.
Wouldn't wanna have it any other way.
She gave me a tour of the house which took about an hour and afterwards she said, "Yeah, if you're gonna live here, you'll have to get rid of that bike." I said "What does it matter to you? What's the problem with my motorcycle?" She wouldn't give me a straight answer, just told me it would "disrupt the peaceful environment of the living space" or some hippy crap like that.

I would have done a burnout in the street on my way out.
That would'a shown her!
Fail.
You forgot the upper decker prior to departure.
Seriously, why wouldn't she mention that BEFORE the 1 hour tour? It would have saved both parties a bit of time and effort.

She was waiting for him to hit on her. She may not have wanted him for a roommate... but she's Hot Hippie College Chick... he was supposed to hit on her!![]()
Good advice in this thread.
As a former renter (who did some light mechanical work in the garage/carport) and current landlord, I would agree - don't go selling yourself as an amateur mechanic. We all know what you mean, but among the non-moto and gearhead folks, you will start alarm bells ringing.
I never mention motorcycles. All my bikes have been stock, and thus very quiet. Unfortunately too many people with unreasonably loud bikes have made motorcyclists very bad neighbors among the general populace. Just think - they don't notice the quiet bikes, only the loud ones.
Keep it to what is relevant. You are looking for a place with a garage, close to such and such, X bedrooms etc. You make XXX income from the profession you have been in for YYY years, and have ZZZ credit. If you like the place, turn in your fully completed application and supporting docs required. Ask if there are any other applicants. Anything else is irrelevant.
Once you move in, if you are keeping the place tidy, not disturbing neighbors, and paying the rent on time, you are unlikely to get hassle from anyone for doing light work on your bike. The lease will probably not allow it, but you'd have to be a royal douche or really unlucky to have anyone bother you about it.