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Moto Hauling Van

Jiggles

Jiggles

Just me
Joined
Jul 21, 2011
Location
San Jose
Moto(s)
2011 Ninja 250, 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300
Name
Sean
I'm thinking about getting a rape van for taking my ladies to the track and maybe some inappropriate touching. I don't know poop about vans so advice is needed. I'm looking for, surprise, something reliable, do I even need to say that? Who the **** is like **** I want a van that breaks down halfway to where I'm going. Idk, maybe a rapist that doesn't want to go back to jail. Anyway, cheap and reliable, doesn't have to be pretty. Ideally under $5000 but closer to $3000 is better.

I'm thinking a van would be best because I'd be able to sleep in the back and make whoopee. I'm also considering a truck because its far less gay than a van but then I don't get very good sleeping arrangements with it. The only advantage of a truck over my car would be that I could do the speed limit.

Suggestions?

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Vans ROCK!!! But when they are a rockin' don't come a knockin'.
 
be prepared to get pulled over A LOT! cops feel that its a necessity to pull over conspicuous vans without windows and have a peek around. how do i know you ask? i was the pilot of a beautifl 1972 ford econoline equipped with shag carpet, wood paneling, a CB radio/PA system, 3 speed manual gearbox, racing steering wheel and an 8 track player.

two words my friend
poontang......magnet
i never raped anyone in my van, but thats only because you cant rape the willing

id suggest getting one, as long as you never drink and drive or smoke the herb because they are cop magnets as well. youve been warned by an expert

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^ would be nice, though I'd probably do a mobile garage rather than a mobile bedroom :D

Uhm so, who makes a reliable inexpensive van for tracking bikes?
 
too bad ford transits arent cheap yet. those things are perfect for track days.
 
We LOVE our Sprinter :love
Before that we had a series of Ford Vans.
What's your price range?
 
If you do your own maintenance, they are a fucking kick in the dick to work on.
 
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