Official "Breakup" on BARF Thread

[Afterburner]

it all started with the 'hugs' thread (thanks, ratters :| ), witch lead to the 'kissing' thread.. then the 'cleavage' :boobies thread... then the 'crushes' thread.

this is:The Official "Breakup" thread.

it's O.K. to be a little rude (because, breakup's are never fun or nice) but T.O.S. still apply (unless a MOD would 'loosen' the restrictions and define them in a post.... )

all post should be taken with '2 grains of salt' and a 'teaspoon of sugar' a glass of wine and/or a shot of whiskey/tequila if needed (kinda sounds like a Margaretta/Party )

it is O.K. to use first names, accusations, pictures, (and gosh-darn nit), be personal!!!

 

[Afterburner]

sorry jen

i'd like the first to break up.... with...

jen,

you are not my type!!!! your posts are confusing, you are confused, you even posted in the wrong thread ... (i make one little revision in wiki-answers, then YOU take the whole thing personal)

let me refresh your memory..

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_it_mean_to_motorboat_someone&updated=1&waNoAnsSet=2

[please don't post here ]




something else, we live too far away from each other, i'm 42, i have 8 kids.. i am bald, i don't have a job (i'm a Realtor, ), i'm not a vegetarian!

we never "WENT ON ONE STINKIN' RIDE TOGETHER..".... what kind of effin relationship is that, it's not committed??!!!??


so with that...


i met someone else, sorry... (14 years ago! and she is SEXY~HAWT!!!!!!!) ... did i say i have false teeth??!!


so, the only thing we have in common is 2 wheels, and mine is faster than yours (184mph to be exact!), so... g'bye, see-ya-later, eat-my-dust...

lets be friends!! (i always wanted to say that to a girl )

 

[Eldritch]

Crack. Serious, baking soda ridden, crack. Huge rocks of it

 

[Dr. Evil]

I'm breaking up with MikeV. I'm sorry. It just wasn't meant to be. Can we still be friends?

 

[Jakemate]

Ernie,

Ever since you called the cops on me, (for peeping in the bathroom window and violation of a stay away order), it just hasn't been the same.

I'm gonna hafta quit you.

 

[Cyclesuzy]

I'm breaking up with MikeV. I'm sorry. It just wasn't meant to be. Can we still be friends?

Wait ... I was gonna break up with MikeV ... I guess I have to break up with Darlene now.

Darlene ... you live in San Diego, I live in Sac. Even though we both enjoy long boards (the ones I like are slightly different than yours though), it just won't work with the long distance thing. I hope you can understand and will still send me sexy pictures of yourself.

Kthxbye!

 

[Traq]

FFS when's the next election?

 

[Obscura]

Rachel, I'm sorry to do this, but we can't see each other any more.

You're taking up to much space in my freezer and I'd like to expand my horizons. See new people and have a new life outside of your cold rigid touch. I'll drop you off at Lake Merritt, where I picked you up all those days ago.

I'm sorry, I thought it could work out.

Much love.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

Rachel, I'm sorry to do this, but we can't see each other any more.

You're taking up to much space in my freezer and I'd like to expand my horizons. See new people and have a new life outside of your cold rigid touch. I'll drop you off at Lake Merritt, where I picked you up all those days ago.

I'm sorry, I thought it could work out.

Much love.

.....

And John, you can't break up with Mike5, cuz he's MINE. So I get to... Cuz he won't sell me a pitbike that runs. Bish.

 

[SteelerFanatic]

Climber-
Sorry, I am gonna have to quit waiting by the phone for you. The election has come and gone, and i read CNN myself, so I just don't see a place for you in my life. I am so sorry, I hope you can find someone else to read your political bait threads, and postings of news articles.

 

[Dr. Evil]

.....

And John, you can't break up with Mike5, cuz he's MINE. So I get to... Cuz he won't sell me a pitbike that runs. Bish.

You mean that bastard was two-timing on me? I'm gonna get back together with him and break up AGAIN.

Apparently Mike is some kind of hot-ticket item.

 

[VTRZA]

It's not you it's me

 

[*Tina*]

Oh, I have a feeling this is gonna get good.



Rel, I cant do this anymore, your false promises of tazings and pepper sprayings have gone on long enough. A girl has needs and youre not keeping up your end of the bargain.

We can still be friends though, right ??

 

[Shotline]

It's not you it's me

You're right.......it's you.

 

[jenmonkey]

I don't want to break up with anyone. This is a mean thread. I don't like mean.

Sorry, Afterburner, if I offended you by... being confused?

 

[m_asim]

I want to break up with creamygoodness but can't bring myself to break up with such hawtness. But I have had enough of her not answering my PMs and public pleas of marriage

 

[Godsdarling]

Wait ... I was gonna break up with MikeV ... I guess I have to break up with Darlene now.

Darlene ... you live in San Diego, I live in Sac. Even though we both enjoy long boards (the ones I like are slightly different than yours though), it just won't work with the long distance thing. I hope you can understand and will still send me sexy pictures of yourself.

Kthxbye!

Suzy, I hope you continue to think of me when riding the long board But always remember mine is bigger, harder, my residue comes in flavors and has more grip then you'll ever find up there in Sacramento.

Of course I'll send the pictures was this the sexy picture you were referring to?

 

[Cyclesuzy]

^^^^ ...

 

[Hooli]

Everyone is getting a "Dear John" chain email from me...

 

[Dr. Evil]

Everyone is getting a "Dear John" chain email from me...

So everyone is going to be reading our personal communication? Fine. See if I ever speak to you again.