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Online Dating, whats your experience?

From Awful First Dates:

We met at a bar, and after a few hours, he came home with me. We started to make out, and he called me "Melissa"--not even close. Then he stands up, runs to the bathroom but doesn't make it, projectile vomiting all over the hallway and into my roommates' closet and shoes (with my orthodics in them). When I go to clean it up, he tried to undress me, and I pushed him away (the smell of vomit is not really a turn-on). So he then passes out in my bed, wakes up after he has peed all over my sheets, and sneaks out. Luckily, he left his cell phone by accident, which I used to call his friends tell them what he'd done.
 
From Awful First Dates:

We met at a bar, and after a few hours, he came home with me. We started to make out, and he called me "Melissa"--not even close. Then he stands up, runs to the bathroom but doesn't make it, projectile vomiting all over the hallway and into my roommates' closet and shoes (with my orthodics in them). When I go to clean it up, he tried to undress me, and I pushed him away (the smell of vomit is not really a turn-on). So he then passes out in my bed, wakes up after he has peed all over my sheets, and sneaks out. Luckily, he left his cell phone by accident, which I used to call his friends tell them what he'd done.

I suddenly feel a whole lot better about my life.
 
From Awful First Dates:

We met at a bar, and after a few hours, he came home with me. We started to make out, and he called me "Melissa"--not even close. Then he stands up, runs to the bathroom but doesn't make it, projectile vomiting all over the hallway and into my roommates' closet and shoes (with my orthodics in them). When I go to clean it up, he tried to undress me, and I pushed him away (the smell of vomit is not really a turn-on). So he then passes out in my bed, wakes up after he has peed all over my sheets, and sneaks out. Luckily, he left his cell phone by accident, which I used to call his friends tell them what he'd done.

I guess she never found the upper-decker I left in her toilet tank...
 
I learned that all guys who say they are 5' 9" are actually 5' 6" (literally every single one).

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I learned that women who say they're 150lbs, are really 200lbs, and they lie about their age, too. Then there's the ones who post their college graduation pictures, even though they're now in the 40's, and claim they're current pictures. :nchantr
Interestingly enough, they're always the ones who bitch about guys lying about their height (this is not directed at Gixxergirl).

My experience with online dating has been terrible.
I've met the Jesus freaks, the baby freaks, the marriage freaks, and the ones with the laundry-list of requirements, even though they don't meet the very requirement they list.

Then there was the one that wanted to meet me at a Denny's at midnight. I told her that might not be a very good idea with someone she didn't know, so we rescheduled the meet for the next day.
When I saw her the next day, she said she almost canceled the meeting because......... wait for it....... she thought I might be a serial killer, and didn't want to meet her at Denny's because I really didn't want to kill her, and thought I wouldn't have any choice if we met that night.. :wtf

I gave her a full 60 seconds to laugh and tell me she was kidding..... She didn't laugh. She then went on to talk about wanting to try butt sex and various other things, all while I was trying to eat my lunch. :laughing
 
I love how all women pick curvy for body type....then end up being hambeasts.
 
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