ElectricPrunes
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All those things happened to me. All were reported and every time an officer talked his way out of filling out a report.

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All those things happened to me. All were reported and every time an officer talked his way out of filling out a report.
I think you got slapped with the bigger reality check that nobody cares. Sorry dude.
This is what I've learned in the last year or so. Assault is O.K. as long as you dont damage someone and an officer didn't see it or is obligated to help. You can smack or shove someone as long as it doesnt leave a mark. You can even loosen all the bolts on someone's vehicle so long as no bolts were taken or damaged. What happens to the vehicle after it's ridden isnt your problem. If his windows were rolled up, you could take a lead pipe and beat the shit out of his body panels while he was driving, then drive away. The cops won't care because he wasn't in any personal danger.
You can try a lawyer and see what happens tho.
And if you and your friend are really completely innocent with this incident, they why not post the video?
Some people may find what I am about to say a bad idea but the next time someone gets out of their car and walks up to you don't just stand there. Get off the bike and be ready for things to get crazy and to defend yourself. It could have been a knife or a gun instead of a slap.
Some people may find what I am about to say a bad idea but the next time someone gets out of their car and walks up to you don't just stand there. Get off the bike and be ready for things to get crazy and to defend yourself. It could have been a knife or a gun instead of a slap.
haha ya I jsut got back for police station. They said they could've gave him a "slap on the wrist" if I called when the incident happened. Not that I could've anyways because I was on my bike...if I stopped to make the phone call, the guy would've been long gone anyways.
Three pages and no video?![]()
I was kinda waiting for an answer to my question as well.
To any of teh barf LEO's, why is this not assault?
Sums up this entire thread.
Cliff Notes: Two dudes on motorcycles are riding like asshats in someone's neighborhood. Someone from the neighborhood confronts bikers and "slaps" him (hits his helmet). Now big bad biker who was all cool and lightin' up the tires earlier in the day feels the need to run and tell the police about a citizen who didn't like him riding like an asshat in his neighborhood.
So basically, someone acted like an asshat and another person acted like an asshat to the original asshat to stop the asshattery from continuing. Sounds like two asshats learned a lesson and the problem solved itself.